My wife got a promotion!

[rob]

Yeah! 10,000 more dollars a year! Yay me! I mean, her! But it means more money for me!.

[Octavious]

**Game show voice, Don Pardo** Well Mr. Michaels what are you going to buy with that extra money.

Rob, thats cool, congrats to Mrs. Michaels.

[Bucho]

Dude, it’s a dream come true! Finally you’ll be able to afford that real doll you’ve been dreaming of!!!

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[digitaltopia]

Congratulations to you both! That’s a pretty good chunk of money. Originally I accidentally wrote that as “monkey”. It was funnier then.

[Bing]

Careful now….you realize this means you just became $10,000 less sexy and useful to the Mrs.

NBLIANGW

[jbs]

congrats! will her parents let you spend any of it?

…and honestly, how much will be left over after all the tithing?

[rob]

Quote:

honestly, how much will be left over after all the tithing?

Ouch.

Seriously, that’s pretty funny.

And Bing — I’ve thought about that. She’s under the strange delusion that I’m actually good-looking and fun to be around. I mean — she actually LIKES me.

[digitaltopia]

We all like you Rob. Especially when you rub a little butter on.

[thx_1227]

Rob’s da man!

[Pa-ul]

digitaltopia wrote:

We all like you Rob. Especially when you rub a little butter on.

Please don’t think of grilling, or even worse “spit roasting”.

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If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

[digitaltopia]

One can’t help but wonder what kind of spit you’re talking about here.

[Bucho]

I was just sick in my mouth. Over and over again. And I don’t even know what tithing means.

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[Bing]

tithing is when you put money in the collection plate at church as a tip to the preacher and choir.

it can also be a small furry rodent native to Canadia

[Bucho]

That’s called tithing? We always just called it collection. Or at least, I always called it the part where Bucho realises he left his wallet in the car, sorry Jesus.

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[Bing]

at church right before the closing prayer

“Now remember everyone Jesus died for your sins…except you Bucho, this is the third Sunday in a row you seem to have left your wallet in the car…God hates cheapskates you know, just ask Pat Robertson….”

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