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My wife got a promotion!

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  • #447
    rob
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    Yeah! 10,000 more dollars a year! Yay me! I mean, her! But it means more money for me!.

    #6459
    Octavious
    Participant

    **Game show voice, Don Pardo** Well Mr. Michaels what are you going to buy with that extra money.

    Rob, thats cool, congrats to Mrs. Michaels.

    #6451
    Bucho
    Participant

    Dude, it’s a dream come true! Finally you’ll be able to afford that real doll you’ve been dreaming of!!!

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #6458
    digitaltopia
    Participant

    Congratulations to you both! That’s a pretty good chunk of money. Originally I accidentally wrote that as “monkey”. It was funnier then.

    #6463
    Bing
    Participant

    Careful now….you realize this means you just became $10,000 less sexy and useful to the Mrs.

    NBLIANGW

    #6465
    jbs
    Participant

    congrats! will her parents let you spend any of it?

    …and honestly, how much will be left over after all the tithing?

    #6453
    rob
    Participant
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    honestly, how much will be left over after all the tithing?

    Ouch.

    Seriously, that’s pretty funny.

    And Bing — I’ve thought about that. She’s under the strange delusion that I’m actually good-looking and fun to be around. I mean — she actually LIKES me.

    #6457
    digitaltopia
    Participant

    We all like you Rob. Especially when you rub a little butter on.

    #6464
    thx_1227
    Participant

    Rob’s da man!

    #6455
    Pa-ul
    Participant
    digitaltopia wrote:
    We all like you Rob. Especially when you rub a little butter on.

    Please don’t think of grilling, or even worse “spit roasting”.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #6456
    digitaltopia
    Participant

    One can’t help but wonder what kind of spit you’re talking about here.

    #6450
    Bucho
    Participant

    I was just sick in my mouth. Over and over again. And I don’t even know what tithing means.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #6462
    Bing
    Participant

    tithing is when you put money in the collection plate at church as a tip to the preacher and choir.

    it can also be a small furry rodent native to Canadia

    #6449
    Bucho
    Participant

    That’s called tithing? We always just called it collection. Or at least, I always called it the part where Bucho realises he left his wallet in the car, sorry Jesus.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #6461
    Bing
    Participant

    at church right before the closing prayer

    “Now remember everyone Jesus died for your sins…except you Bucho, this is the third Sunday in a row you seem to have left your wallet in the car…God hates cheapskates you know, just ask Pat Robertson….”

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