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June 29, 2007 at 2:23 am #413
Octavious
ParticipantLindsay’s tox report
What a great way to end SOS, the downfall of Lindsay. Sorry Rob.So any bets if she buys the farm before show 150!.
June 29, 2007 at 2:33 am #6000rob
ParticipantYeah, she’s an idiot. I’d still put it in her butt, though — she keeps going on like this, and I might actually get the chance.
June 29, 2007 at 2:38 am #5995Version3
KeymasterIf we keep being forced to hear about her drunken adventures, I hope there is a jail sentence in there somewhere. It would be great if she got a max penalty for either of the possible charges.
June 29, 2007 at 2:45 am #6002Octavious
Participantrob wrote:Yeah, she’s an idiot. I’d still put it in her butt, though — she keeps going on like this, and I might actually get the chance.I hope that happens for you, Man!
June 29, 2007 at 5:44 am #5998rob
ParticipantNah, it’d probably shrivel up, turn black, and rot off…
June 29, 2007 at 6:10 am #5999rob
ParticipantYou know, I think I ought to develop a new never-happen crush. Someone like Mary Elizabeth Winstead would fit the bill nicely — she’s young, hot, all that stuff, but seems to be quite the wholesome-type, not the “do me in the butt then shit on my chest” type. See?
BTW, she was in Grindhouse, and she’s the young McClane in Live Free or Die Hard.
June 29, 2007 at 6:48 am #5994Version3
KeymasterBut is she obsession worthy? She’s already too damn skinny in my opinion, so she is going to have her 12 year old looking moments. She’s good looking, but I bet you can choose better.
June 29, 2007 at 12:23 pm #6006Bing
ParticipantI know I’ll get shit for it but Kristy Swanson always does it for me…
well, her or Bucho
June 29, 2007 at 3:49 pm #6004YouFollowMe
ParticipantI just saw a preview for Lindsay’s new stripper movie, and she is still definitely boner-worthy. I think Elisha Cuthbert and Evangeline Lilly have passed her, in my mind at least.
June 29, 2007 at 8:09 pm #6007thx_1227
ParticipantLohan is in a stripper movie? It’s about time….
June 29, 2007 at 8:40 pm #6005Bing
ParticipantYeah,
I’m sure it was a real challenge for her
June 29, 2007 at 9:11 pm #5993Version3
KeymasterWell, she probably did have to avoid wrecking a car during the shoot… that may be challenging for her.
June 29, 2007 at 10:32 pm #5996Bucho
ParticipantSo that’s it, she’s not a retarded drunk, she’s a method actor.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
June 30, 2007 at 12:22 am #6001Octavious
ParticipantVersion3 wrote:But is she obsession worthy? She’s already too damn skinny in my opinion, so she is going to have her 12 year old looking moments. She’s good looking, but I bet you can choose better.I kinda agree. But she is pretty.
June 30, 2007 at 1:16 pm #6003Scatt
ParticipantWhy do people feel the need to get this fucked up? Don’t they realize they can be that creative without chemically obliterating their physicality? You can be that funny at a party without having been on your fifth bender that week. You can smash the shit out of your car, yet do it with lucidity and clairity.
Maybe I’m looking too much into this, and I can understand once in a while throwing up the hands and saying, “Yeah, I want to get blasted tonight”, but I’ve never understood the people I knew that wanted to get fucked up daily. Or sometimes even weekly seems too much. Then you’ve got these people who blast themselves clear into a lesser dimension. Do you think you have that much of a lack of creativity and hate yourself that much that you would want to live the remainder of your life through coke-bottle goggles? Then again, you could say that to decimate yourself in this way requires creativity and talent. I’ve just imploded my own theory.
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