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  • #413
    Octavious
    Participant

    Lindsay’s tox report
    What a great way to end SOS, the downfall of Lindsay. Sorry Rob.

    So any bets if she buys the farm before show 150!.

    #6000
    rob
    Participant

    Yeah, she’s an idiot. I’d still put it in her butt, though — she keeps going on like this, and I might actually get the chance.

    #5995
    Version3
    Keymaster

    If we keep being forced to hear about her drunken adventures, I hope there is a jail sentence in there somewhere. It would be great if she got a max penalty for either of the possible charges.

    #6002
    Octavious
    Participant
    rob wrote:
    Yeah, she’s an idiot. I’d still put it in her butt, though — she keeps going on like this, and I might actually get the chance.

    I hope that happens for you, Man!

    #5998
    rob
    Participant

    Nah, it’d probably shrivel up, turn black, and rot off…

    #5999
    rob
    Participant

    You know, I think I ought to develop a new never-happen crush. Someone like Mary Elizabeth Winstead would fit the bill nicely — she’s young, hot, all that stuff, but seems to be quite the wholesome-type, not the “do me in the butt then shit on my chest” type. See?

    BTW, she was in Grindhouse, and she’s the young McClane in Live Free or Die Hard.

    #5994
    Version3
    Keymaster

    But is she obsession worthy? She’s already too damn skinny in my opinion, so she is going to have her 12 year old looking moments. She’s good looking, but I bet you can choose better.

    #6006
    Bing
    Participant

    I know I’ll get shit for it but Kristy Swanson always does it for me…

    well, her or Bucho

    #6004
    YouFollowMe
    Participant

    I just saw a preview for Lindsay’s new stripper movie, and she is still definitely boner-worthy. I think Elisha Cuthbert and Evangeline Lilly have passed her, in my mind at least.

    #6007
    thx_1227
    Participant

    Lohan is in a stripper movie? It’s about time….

    #6005
    Bing
    Participant

    Yeah,

    I’m sure it was a real challenge for her

    #5993
    Version3
    Keymaster

    Well, she probably did have to avoid wrecking a car during the shoot… that may be challenging for her.

    #5996
    Bucho
    Participant

    So that’s it, she’s not a retarded drunk, she’s a method actor.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #6001
    Octavious
    Participant
    Version3 wrote:
    But is she obsession worthy? She’s already too damn skinny in my opinion, so she is going to have her 12 year old looking moments. She’s good looking, but I bet you can choose better.

    I kinda agree. But she is pretty.

    #6003
    Scatt
    Participant

    Why do people feel the need to get this fucked up? Don’t they realize they can be that creative without chemically obliterating their physicality? You can be that funny at a party without having been on your fifth bender that week. You can smash the shit out of your car, yet do it with lucidity and clairity.

    Maybe I’m looking too much into this, and I can understand once in a while throwing up the hands and saying, “Yeah, I want to get blasted tonight”, but I’ve never understood the people I knew that wanted to get fucked up daily. Or sometimes even weekly seems too much. Then you’ve got these people who blast themselves clear into a lesser dimension. Do you think you have that much of a lack of creativity and hate yourself that much that you would want to live the remainder of your life through coke-bottle goggles? Then again, you could say that to decimate yourself in this way requires creativity and talent. I’ve just imploded my own theory.

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