Let’s all gather around.

[Bing]

answer and add five as you go…let your bad taste shine!

I since I thought of the bullshit I go first…wanna fight about it?

And our choices are:
if female–Perform Oral (Oral)
if female –Make sweet sweet love to (sweet)
if male–Check him for prostate cancer with a digital exam (prostate)
if male–Have your significant other perfom a lapdance for (pimp)
male and female–Get kicked in the cock by (kick)
….along with an explanation of your reasoning, you twisted fuck you.

1.Hillary Clinton
2.Charles Manson
3.Howard Stern
4.This guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csr2AjwufRM
5.Peter Griffin

BING SAY:
1. kick
I would vomit in her vagina trying to get that nasty snatch near my mouth.
My dick would never get hard enough to penetrate
Pain of the sudden scrotal smash would be bad, but I’d be less traumatized

2.Prostate
I would rub diseased rat carcasses all over my fingers and then grow long scraggly fingernails.

3.Prostate
I’d at least wash my hands this time.

4.Pimp
My wife would so be dancing on that shit. She might leave me for a week or so but fuck that would be funny as hell!

5.sweet
Yeah. I do love me some Peter.

nbliangw

[Larkitect]

wow. i’ll have to think on this for a spell. but your number 4? holy-mother-lovin’-what-the? but the dude does have the softest place to sit in his whole country. (there is an ‘o’ in country right?)

My essence still senses Bucho's women.

[Pa-ul]

I know they have mandatory drug testing for athletes, but Jesus Bing.

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If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

[Bucho]

I’ve tried to answer this one on at least five occasions now but each time I just end up on the floor curled into the foetal position sucking my thumb and humming the Sesame St theme tune.

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[Larkitect]

me too. the only thing i can come up with is emma watson and anything allowed by law.

My essence still senses Bucho's women.

[Bing]

ah…Emma……….

[Author]

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