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August 14, 2006 at 12:44 am #1651
Octavious
ParticipantMy family just moved with my in-laws. Its all good accept for the fact that my father in-law is unreal, terrible when it comes to watching tv. I think that remote is attached to hand and keeps on changing the channels every two seconds. I believe that his favorite channel is channel surfing. Has no taste.
Like tonight. 1 1/2 hour before the wife and I leave to watch Clerks 2 (finally), my father in-law is watching all the stations and stops at MTV for a minute then onto the news, then stops at the Disney channel, and keeps it on. What I usually do is change the channel when he falls asleep but sometimes he wakes up and grabs the remote and goes channel surfing again. But for some reason I didn’t change the Disney channel because I am somewhat interested in what I was watching. My wife tells me that the movie that is on, is The Parent Trap – the one with Lindsay Lohan, like when she was 12. No offense Rob, I feel like a dirty old man, like watching The Professional.
August 14, 2006 at 1:03 am #19865rob
ParticipantWhy would I take offense to that? And, she was 12 when she did that movie. And I can also say that I have no problem saying that when I saw that movie, I thought to myself, “You know, she could be hot when she grows up!”
August 14, 2006 at 12:37 pm #19871Octavious
Participantrob wrote:I thought to myself, “You know, she could be hot when she grows up!”My thoughts too.
August 14, 2006 at 2:12 pm #19866rob
ParticipantSee? I’m not the only one!!
August 19, 2006 at 8:29 pm #19870Octavious
ParticipantIs wrong to think dirty naughty sex thoughts of your cousin, who you only see once a year maybe twice?
August 26, 2006 at 10:52 pm #19867Pa-ul
ParticipantOnly if he’s called Bobby.
If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.
August 27, 2006 at 12:43 am #19872Octavious
ParticipantPa-ul wrote:Only if he’s called Bobby.Good one, but no.
August 27, 2006 at 12:49 am #19873YouFollowMe
ParticipantDarth Octavious wrote:Is wrong to think dirty naughty sex thoughts of your cousin, who you only see once a year maybe twice?I think it’s all right if you live at any points south of Bing. The gross/legal line, it’s called.
August 27, 2006 at 11:10 pm #19876Bing
ParticipantYouFollowMe? wrote:Darth Octavious wrote:Is wrong to think dirty naughty sex thoughts of your cousin, who you only see once a year maybe twice?I think it’s all right if you live at any points south of Bing. The gross/legal line, it’s called.
It’s all tourist trap:
“Come to south of Bing and shit on your cousins chest”
we have weekend rates and family packages…….
September 18, 2006 at 10:35 pm #19875Bing
ParticipantNothing huh?
I thought it was quite funny myself…….
September 19, 2006 at 12:11 am #19864Version3
KeymasterI just wasn’t on the board. I thought that shit was funny mahng.
September 19, 2006 at 3:00 am #19878Armez
Participantdood insest is always funny…just like fart jokes…
September 19, 2006 at 12:14 pm #19874Bing
ParticipantCan we get an Armez translator in here. 90% if what that kid says flies right by me.
September 19, 2006 at 3:28 pm #19869Octavious
ParticipantAustin “El Nacho” is busy.
September 20, 2006 at 1:18 am #19877El Rustirino
ParticipantArmez it El Nacho?
This is the first I’ve heard of this.
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