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In a world of Octavious

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  • #1651
    Octavious
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    My family just moved with my in-laws. Its all good accept for the fact that my father in-law is unreal, terrible when it comes to watching tv. I think that remote is attached to hand and keeps on changing the channels every two seconds. I believe that his favorite channel is channel surfing. Has no taste.

    Like tonight. 1 1/2 hour before the wife and I leave to watch Clerks 2 (finally), my father in-law is watching all the stations and stops at MTV for a minute then onto the news, then stops at the Disney channel, and keeps it on. What I usually do is change the channel when he falls asleep but sometimes he wakes up and grabs the remote and goes channel surfing again. But for some reason I didn’t change the Disney channel because I am somewhat interested in what I was watching. My wife tells me that the movie that is on, is The Parent Trap – the one with Lindsay Lohan, like when she was 12. No offense Rob, I feel like a dirty old man, like watching The Professional.

    #19865
    rob
    Participant

    Why would I take offense to that? And, she was 12 when she did that movie. And I can also say that I have no problem saying that when I saw that movie, I thought to myself, “You know, she could be hot when she grows up!”

    #19871
    Octavious
    Participant
    rob wrote:
    I thought to myself, “You know, she could be hot when she grows up!”

    My thoughts too.

    #19866
    rob
    Participant

    See? I’m not the only one!!

    #19870
    Octavious
    Participant

    Is wrong to think dirty naughty sex thoughts of your cousin, who you only see once a year maybe twice?

    #19867
    Pa-ul
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    Only if he’s called Bobby.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #19872
    Octavious
    Participant
    Pa-ul wrote:
    Only if he’s called Bobby.

    Good one, but no.

    #19873
    YouFollowMe
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    Darth Octavious wrote:
    Is wrong to think dirty naughty sex thoughts of your cousin, who you only see once a year maybe twice?

    I think it’s all right if you live at any points south of Bing. The gross/legal line, it’s called.

    #19876
    Bing
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    YouFollowMe? wrote:
    Darth Octavious wrote:
    Is wrong to think dirty naughty sex thoughts of your cousin, who you only see once a year maybe twice?

    I think it’s all right if you live at any points south of Bing. The gross/legal line, it’s called.

    It’s all tourist trap:

    “Come to south of Bing and shit on your cousins chest”

    we have weekend rates and family packages…….

    #19875
    Bing
    Participant

    Nothing huh?

    I thought it was quite funny myself…….

    #19864
    Version3
    Keymaster

    I just wasn’t on the board. I thought that shit was funny mahng.

    #19878
    Armez
    Participant

    dood insest is always funny…just like fart jokes…

    #19874
    Bing
    Participant

    Can we get an Armez translator in here. 90% if what that kid says flies right by me.

    #19869
    Octavious
    Participant

    Austin “El Nacho” is busy.

    #19877
    El Rustirino
    Participant

    Armez it El Nacho?

    This is the first I’ve heard of this.

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