how do we know he didn’t invent the thing?

[Bing]

I think that’s good that they are impossible devices or 90% of men our age would only have one arm.

[Version3]

Note to self… invent 2-1B.

[Larkitect]

@Bing 41550 wrote:

I think that’s good that they are impossible devices or 90% of men our age would only have one arm.

and no penis. (or just a bionic penis)

My essence still senses Bucho's women.

[Bing]

not in nigeria

[Larkitect]

Quote:

dear mr. bing,

i am pleasing to correspond with email unto you my friend. regretfully i must informing to you of sick mother who lies of the sickness inside hospital in nigeria. as you are of fortune to be aware, nigerian sickness care is not improved upon as such that it is in the America of your nation. God bless you and your family and you generous country. she will soon to be of the dead i am sure. before she will be deaded her wish was that i contact relative in the America. God bless you mr. bing you are my brother! how of the happiness is that?!?! my dear mother has left her estate of wealth to both brothers!!! to sure fair portion be unto you i only need only 20 thousand U.S. dollars! that is the only part i share, and you will be rich man!!! then i can visit you and you can visit nigeria! how excited is that?!?! God bless you mr. bing my brother!!! but there is the problem of once more of my mother’s wish before she deads. i need the money now before she is of the dead for my operation. as a small boy a goat accident allowed the goat to eat my man penis that is used for the sex. my mother cries to look at me because my father left her in the hospital. my mother wants to make the sex with my father one time before she deads, but i have unable to locate him. if i were to be of the 20 thousand dollars U.S. (God bless you dear brother!!!) that is your portion for the 250,000 U.S. dollars you will receive upon mother deading, then i could have operation to give me back man penis part to use with making the sex with my mother. her eyes don’t work good since the snake bite so i think i can fool her. please contact me with western union i.d. for transfer money and i will make the sex and then choke mother so that she will be deaded and then you can get your money! God bless you mr. bing my brother!!! maybe you could come to nigeria and see my new man penis part? peace be with you my brother of love!!!

your brother in nigeria,

abayomiolorunkoje

i’m so happy for you bing.

My essence still senses Bucho's women.

[digitaltopia]

Now he can put on one of those little African hats and start calling himself Aboola Timbe Umdonke.

[Bucho]

@Bing 41546 wrote:

Lightsabers are the ultimate no question there.

Woah woah woah there my South Carolina brother from another brother’s mother’s siamese twin. Lightsabers are neat and all and they’d sure make the yard work a whole bunch easier but really they’re no match for a good blaster at your side.

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[Bing]

As long as its not an E-11..you can’t hit squat with those things.

[thx_1227]

…unless you’re an Alderaanian princess.

[Bing]

you calling me gay?

[Larkitect]

i believe “transvestite” would be the word you’re looking for.

My essence still senses Bucho's women.

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