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Wait! We’re giving out points now? Shit, wish I would have known that sooner. I could have been a lot funnier.
dammit.
Seeing as it’s maths time.
Pa-ul – SOS = Dull
Pa-ul + Beer + Beer X Pi = Horizontal
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Pa-ul + Hottie + Bed = Horizontal (occasionally)I’ll probably think of a few more, knowing me.
If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.
The hip joint bones are dying because the blood supply is not getting to them.
In case you are wondering Dead bones in a joint FUCKING HURT!!!
So they gotta go do the thing and work on the whatchmadoodle and realign the stuff in the mess until all that crap heals.
Not a hip replacement…..that would be too easy.So I have more free time than sanity now and my SOS collection is finally complete (well I am missing 1 or 2 shows). I think today I can get in 8 or 9 solid hours of SOS……..
So if anyone wonders what I am doing….now you know.
Last thing you want during a hip operation is to wake up and hear the surgeon singing.
“The Leg bones connected to the thigh bone, the thigh bones connected to the hip bone”.
If that was me I’d reach for the nearest heavy object and bludgeon myself asleep again.
If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.
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