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  • #1247
    Bing
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    So uh yeah,

    Uncle Bing has to have a hip replacement surgery in 2 weeks (found that out this morning) and I will be out of a job in a few days (found that out this afternoon (damn no selling ass budget cuts dumbasses….I ain’t bitter)

    So everyone send me a dollar or two for expenses and hookers.

    I will fill out the Make a Wish Foundation form ’cause I want SwitchedOnShow to come visit me in the hospital.

    And you too Bucho
    you sexy bitch

    #14824
    rob
    Participant

    I would love to come visit you while you have your anus rewalled. In fact, it would be a pleasure.

    What’s wrong with you again? I blanked out for a second…wait, a hip replacement? What are you, like 68 years old?

    #14842
    El Rustirino
    Participant

    I’ll be there, Bingimite.

    #14841
    Frank
    Participant

    I’ll be there, but, of course, I’m required by law because we do live in the same state … and that state is a hell of a lot smaller than, oh say, Texas. That and I’d never hear the end of it if I didn’t.

    So just how are we going to bring Bucho over here? How are we coming along with making that hovercraft?

    #14821
    Bucho
    Participant

    I won’t just swim the greatest oceans to get there I’ll donate my hip. Or at least trade it for a pancreas or badger egg.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #14837
    Bing
    Participant
    Frank wrote:
    I’ll be there, but, of course, I’m required by law because we do live in the same state … and that state is a hell of a lot smaller than, oh say, Texas. That and I’d never hear the end of it if I didn’t.

    So just how are we going to bring Bucho over here? How are we coming along with making that hovercraft?

    This after I tried for an hour to talk your big ass out of it…

    Yeah Rob this whole thing is fucked up, I’ve been walking with a cane like somebody’s PawPaw for 2 damn months. Surgery is one thing, finding out your gonna be caned in a few days is a nice send off to the hospital too. What a caring and loving job I have huh?

    ….guess I’ll have to go back to selling my ass for drug money….

    of course I kid, no one would pay for this ass.

    ‘cept maybe Bucho

    #14823
    rob
    Participant

    Wow, Bing. Well, in all seriousness, we’ll be rooting for you to make a quick recovery.

    Besides, there’s no quicker turn-off than a hooker with a cane.

    #14843
    Armez
    Participant
    Bucho wrote:
    I won’t just swim the greatest oceans to get there I’ll donate my hip. Or at least trade it for a pancreas or badger egg.

    That’s the spirit!

    Now go grab your Hoff Speedo and watch out for them sharks with legs on your swim over here.

    #14836
    Bing
    Participant
    rob wrote:
    Wow, Bing. Well, in all seriousness, we’ll be rooting for you to make a quick recovery.

    Besides, there’s no quicker turn-off than a hooker with a cane.

    The cane isn’t so bad. What really ruins the mood is when I get all tangled up in the cables from her oxygen tank.

    That’s my new career, I’m gonna be a pimp for used up low cost hookers.

    When you gotta have that ass but don’t wanna pay for top of the line, come see me at Bing’s discount Ho’s!

    #14822
    rob
    Participant

    Yuk. I can just imagine one of those bucktoothed pimpled chicks with a sign on my way to work saying “Will fuck for food.” I just got a chill, which is saying something since it’s like 18 million fuckin’ degrees outside.

    #14840
    Frank
    Participant

    Remember, Bing can corner the market on trailer trash. Rednecks all over the place over here.

    #14835
    Bing
    Participant

    Weather too hot in your area?

    Then relax under the shade of genital boils with Bing’s discount Ho’s! We have the lowest prices on the lowest quality ass around!

    Why pay for swank when you only want a yank.

    Bing’s Discount Ho’s
    1769 SkankHo Lane
    right next to His Holiness Episcopal Church

    No offense to Episcopalians, or any branch of organized religion

    #14829
    digitaltopia
    Participant
    Bing wrote:
    Weather too hot in your area?

    Then relax under the shade of genital boils with Bing’s discount Ho’s! We have the lowest prices on the lowest quality ass around!

    Why pay for swank when you only want a yank.

    Bing’s Discount Ho’s
    1769 SkankHo Lane
    right next to His Holiness Episcopal Church

    No offense to Episcopalians, or any branch of organized religion

    Various secretions extra.

    #14827
    Pa-ul
    Participant
    Bing wrote:
    ….guess I’ll have to go back to selling my ass for drug money….

    Guess that explains why you need a hip operation. 🙂


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #14834
    Bing
    Participant
    Pa-ul wrote:
    Bing wrote:
    ….guess I’ll have to go back to selling my ass for drug money….

    Guess that explains why you need a hip operation. 🙂

    Gud Wahn

    +10 points to Pa-ul

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