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I’m going to take this to mean that your birthday is tomorrow and, that being the case, (clears throat)
HAPPY FREAKIN’ BIRTHDAY OVA HERE!!!!!!!
I’m going to take this to mean that your birthday is tomorrow and, that being the case, (clears throat)
HAPPY FREAKIN’ BIRTHDAY OVA HERE!!!!!!!
And they shall call him Darth……. Octavious
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssseeee Octavious……
Oh yep , have a good Birfdee too.
And they shall call him Darth……. Octavious
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssseeee Octavious……
Oh yep , have a good Birfdee too.
Ladies and Gentlemen please rise…
“Today we celebrate the birth of our own Sith Lord Octavious…”
“He was born but a child…naked and crying like a babe in Paw Paw’s lap…..
….throughout his childhood he showed an amazing grasp of his penis, and one day decided to join the ranks of the Sith to increase his dark power and shoot jizzm over all the girls in study hall….”“Later, in his teenage years he was apprenticed to the Dark Lady Boobage Maximus….there his power grew so great several local doctors became concerned that his grip on the dark shaft may actually damage the squirmy thing and suggested he end his Sith studies….they of course, we’re all killed in a bizzare car accident involving a truck load of spermicide and a van of nuns….”
“When at last Octavious found his mate they were dining at an Olive Garden in Myrtle Beach SC and upon their first kiss a child dropped to the floor under the table…so great was his fertility the mere touch of their lips conceived the chosen one of the Sith…the adorable little Darthie Junior….”
“And so it is today we gather and honor our fellow comrade in arms with these words..”
“When you see him..speak softly and wave hello…don’t let him touch you, his hands are covered in Force-Jizzm”
Happy Birthday my friend,
May boobies and easy, drunk college girls follow you around all day.-bing
NBLIANGW
Ladies and Gentlemen please rise…
“Today we celebrate the birth of our own Sith Lord Octavious…”
“He was born but a child…naked and crying like a babe in Paw Paw’s lap…..
….throughout his childhood he showed an amazing grasp of his penis, and one day decided to join the ranks of the Sith to increase his dark power and shoot jizzm over all the girls in study hall….”“Later, in his teenage years he was apprenticed to the Dark Lady Boobage Maximus….there his power grew so great several local doctors became concerned that his grip on the dark shaft may actually damage the squirmy thing and suggested he end his Sith studies….they of course, we’re all killed in a bizzare car accident involving a truck load of spermicide and a van of nuns….”
“When at last Octavious found his mate they were dining at an Olive Garden in Myrtle Beach SC and upon their first kiss a child dropped to the floor under the table…so great was his fertility the mere touch of their lips conceived the chosen one of the Sith…the adorable little Darthie Junior….”
“And so it is today we gather and honor our fellow comrade in arms with these words..”
“When you see him..speak softly and wave hello…don’t let him touch you, his hands are covered in Force-Jizzm”
Happy Birthday my friend,
May boobies and easy, drunk college girls follow you around all day.-bing
NBLIANGW
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