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  • #1411
    Octavious
    Participant

    On the Seven Day the Dark Lord himself was born!

    #16912
    Octavious
    Participant

    On the Seven Day the Dark Lord himself was born!

    #16920
    Frank
    Participant

    I’m going to take this to mean that your birthday is tomorrow and, that being the case, (clears throat)

    HAPPY FREAKIN’ BIRTHDAY OVA HERE!!!!!!!

    #16922
    Frank
    Participant

    I’m going to take this to mean that your birthday is tomorrow and, that being the case, (clears throat)

    HAPPY FREAKIN’ BIRTHDAY OVA HERE!!!!!!!

    #16925
    Dr Deviant
    Participant

    And they shall call him Darth……. Octavious

    Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssseeee Octavious……

    Oh yep , have a good Birfdee too.

    #16926
    Dr Deviant
    Participant

    And they shall call him Darth……. Octavious

    Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssseeee Octavious……

    Oh yep , have a good Birfdee too.

    #16902
    rob
    Participant

    Happy birthday, dude. I got you a Death Star.

    #16903
    rob
    Participant

    Happy birthday, dude. I got you a Death Star.

    #16904
    Newman
    Participant

    Happy B-day!!

    #16905
    Newman
    Participant

    Happy B-day!!

    #16916
    Bing
    Participant

    Ladies and Gentlemen please rise…

    “Today we celebrate the birth of our own Sith Lord Octavious…”

    “He was born but a child…naked and crying like a babe in Paw Paw’s lap…..
    ….throughout his childhood he showed an amazing grasp of his penis, and one day decided to join the ranks of the Sith to increase his dark power and shoot jizzm over all the girls in study hall….”

    “Later, in his teenage years he was apprenticed to the Dark Lady Boobage Maximus….there his power grew so great several local doctors became concerned that his grip on the dark shaft may actually damage the squirmy thing and suggested he end his Sith studies….they of course, we’re all killed in a bizzare car accident involving a truck load of spermicide and a van of nuns….”

    “When at last Octavious found his mate they were dining at an Olive Garden in Myrtle Beach SC and upon their first kiss a child dropped to the floor under the table…so great was his fertility the mere touch of their lips conceived the chosen one of the Sith…the adorable little Darthie Junior….”

    “And so it is today we gather and honor our fellow comrade in arms with these words..”

    “When you see him..speak softly and wave hello…don’t let him touch you, his hands are covered in Force-Jizzm”

    Happy Birthday my friend,
    May boobies and easy, drunk college girls follow you around all day.

    -bing

    NBLIANGW

    #16918
    Bing
    Participant

    Ladies and Gentlemen please rise…

    “Today we celebrate the birth of our own Sith Lord Octavious…”

    “He was born but a child…naked and crying like a babe in Paw Paw’s lap…..
    ….throughout his childhood he showed an amazing grasp of his penis, and one day decided to join the ranks of the Sith to increase his dark power and shoot jizzm over all the girls in study hall….”

    “Later, in his teenage years he was apprenticed to the Dark Lady Boobage Maximus….there his power grew so great several local doctors became concerned that his grip on the dark shaft may actually damage the squirmy thing and suggested he end his Sith studies….they of course, we’re all killed in a bizzare car accident involving a truck load of spermicide and a van of nuns….”

    “When at last Octavious found his mate they were dining at an Olive Garden in Myrtle Beach SC and upon their first kiss a child dropped to the floor under the table…so great was his fertility the mere touch of their lips conceived the chosen one of the Sith…the adorable little Darthie Junior….”

    “And so it is today we gather and honor our fellow comrade in arms with these words..”

    “When you see him..speak softly and wave hello…don’t let him touch you, his hands are covered in Force-Jizzm”

    Happy Birthday my friend,
    May boobies and easy, drunk college girls follow you around all day.

    -bing

    NBLIANGW

    #16908
    Octavious
    Participant

    Thanks everyone!

    #16911
    Octavious
    Participant

    Thanks everyone!

    #16898
    Version3
    Keymaster

    Happy uh…

    sorry too busy to finish my sentence.

    Kidding, happy bday.

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