Now I think most of us here know how Microsoft works. They see something cool or innovative (or in this case dashingly handsome and refined) and make their own crappy version. But my God, is nothing sacred? Really? They dare to name one of their services after the Almighty Bing? It is clearly an attempt to trick the real Bing’s enormous internet following into using the false Bing to obtain the wisdom of the universe. I implore all here to stay away from this blasphemous and heinous abomination for two reasons. First, it is a blasphemous and heinous abomination. Second, I am confident it shall soon be smote from the tubes of the internet by the will of the real Bing. Or the next service pack.
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