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  • #2053
    thx_1227
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    Now I think most of us here know how Microsoft works. They see something cool or innovative (or in this case dashingly handsome and refined) and make their own crappy version. But my God, is nothing sacred? Really? They dare to name one of their services after the Almighty Bing? It is clearly an attempt to trick the real Bing’s enormous internet following into using the false Bing to obtain the wisdom of the universe. I implore all here to stay away from this blasphemous and heinous abomination for two reasons. First, it is a blasphemous and heinous abomination. Second, I am confident it shall soon be smote from the tubes of the internet by the will of the real Bing. Or the next service pack.

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    #23571
    Bing
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    It takes the fun of being Bing out of being bing that’s what sucks so much.

    Why couldn’t they have called it Bucho?

    #23574
    Larkitect
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    @Bing 40442 wrote:

    It takes the fun of being Bing out of being bing that’s what sucks so much.

    Why couldn’t they have called it Bucho?

    if you read the “about us” page you’ll see they abhor the eating of horse’s souls.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #23569
    digitaltopia
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    They could’ve called it Anus Stuffer instead. That would’ve pleased the progressive community and described quite well all the crap it comes up with all at once.

    #23572
    Bing
    Participant

    I knew my parents should have named me BhigDichk.

    #23570
    Octavious
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    Microsoft should be giving you some royalites.

    #23573
    Bing
    Participant

    They do…in the form of fucked up PC problems for free

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