I know what that’s like. It’s like when you’re sitting around in some gym shorts you had, not buttoned up because you’ve gotten all fat, you’re watching reruns of Small Wonder and you realize that you’re hungry, and you look over and all you can see is this balloon hovering an inch above the floor left over from your nephew’s party like a week ago, and you jump up to grab that tasty sonofabitch only to realize that the size left in the balloon is just empty, like air, you know, so then you start swallowing air over and over, hoping that you’ll get full on it, but all you do is keep burping up air and every third or fourth burp, you smell hummus, and you get all excited because hey, who doesn’t love hummus, but then you remember that you had hummus like 12 hours ago and there’s no way there’s any left because your fat ass went and ate it all.
Oh, wait. What was the question?