Would you have laughed?

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  • May 1, 2008 at 11:29 pm #233
    Avatar photorob
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    This guy needed a battery for one of his phones. I work in a little room with a shelf and a large window separating the tech room from the sales floor. I slid the battery under the window, and it fell and hit the floor. The customer said,

    “That’s assault and battery.”

    He’s lucky there’s two doors and 10 feet to walk, otherwise I would have stuck my hand through his chest all Agent Smith style..

    May 2, 2008 at 2:04 am #4036
    digitaltopia
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    Now if you’s was a good paw-paw, you’d be stickin’ your hand somewhere else.

    May 2, 2008 at 12:50 pm #4033
    Newman
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    Where’s the, “HAHAHA, Fuck you!” option?

    May 2, 2008 at 4:38 pm #4031
    Avatar photorob
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    There you go, Newman. Don’t say I didn’t do anything for ya.

    May 3, 2008 at 10:17 pm #4034
    Newman
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    Awesome!

    May 4, 2008 at 6:10 am #4038
    Bing
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    I would like to have been able to laugh way overboard and make everyone uncomfortable by over-reacting to such a crap joke……

    but then I usually get fired for shit like that.

    May 4, 2008 at 2:40 pm #4037
    Avatar photoOctavious
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    I would’ve told the guy that he should start a stand-up comedy career.

    May 4, 2008 at 4:20 pm #4030
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    Keymaster

    I would have asked him if he has Tourette Syndrome.

    May 4, 2008 at 4:37 pm #4032
    Avatar photorob
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    Yeah.

    “Did you say that on purpose?”

    May 6, 2008 at 3:53 am #4039
    Aura of hate
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    It amazes me that humans MUST make such idiotic jokes or small talk. If I am working I do NOT want to hear about your baby and its elongated horse penis or some stupid joke. I went with the Newman choice for the mere fact I care not for being ass raped by big bubba in jail for murder.

    Robby the man with a shit load of tolerance, may he never own a fire arm.

    May 14, 2008 at 9:23 pm #4035
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    I’d have reached for another battery and pitched it at his head.

    The more more it sounds like it’s hitting a melon, all the more satisfying.

    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

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