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Would you have laughed?

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  • #233
    rob
    Participant

    This guy needed a battery for one of his phones. I work in a little room with a shelf and a large window separating the tech room from the sales floor. I slid the battery under the window, and it fell and hit the floor. The customer said,

    “That’s assault and battery.”

    He’s lucky there’s two doors and 10 feet to walk, otherwise I would have stuck my hand through his chest all Agent Smith style..

    #4036
    digitaltopia
    Participant

    Now if you’s was a good paw-paw, you’d be stickin’ your hand somewhere else.

    #4033
    Newman
    Participant

    Where’s the, “HAHAHA, Fuck you!” option?

    #4031
    rob
    Participant

    There you go, Newman. Don’t say I didn’t do anything for ya.

    #4034
    Newman
    Participant

    Awesome!

    #4038
    Bing
    Participant

    I would like to have been able to laugh way overboard and make everyone uncomfortable by over-reacting to such a crap joke……

    but then I usually get fired for shit like that.

    #4037
    Octavious
    Participant

    I would’ve told the guy that he should start a stand-up comedy career.

    #4030
    Version3
    Keymaster

    I would have asked him if he has Tourette Syndrome.

    #4032
    rob
    Participant

    Yeah.

    “Did you say that on purpose?”

    #4039
    Aura of hate
    Participant

    It amazes me that humans MUST make such idiotic jokes or small talk. If I am working I do NOT want to hear about your baby and its elongated horse penis or some stupid joke. I went with the Newman choice for the mere fact I care not for being ass raped by big bubba in jail for murder.

    Robby the man with a shit load of tolerance, may he never own a fire arm.

    #4035
    Pa-ul
    Participant

    I’d have reached for another battery and pitched it at his head.

    The more more it sounds like it’s hitting a melon, all the more satisfying.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

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