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I have come to many conclusions. Here is a list:
1.) You find yourself saying, “Damn, I’ve already got that,” or “Is there nothing on here I haven’t downloaded already?”
2.) The phrase “Heather from I-Deepthroat” means something to you because you’ve seen/downloaded everything she’s ever done.
3.) You start critiquing performances based on what the “actors” have done in previous videos.
4.) It takes you about a week to completely move all of your “backed up porn” from discs to your computer.
5.) Your wrist hurts … alot. Of course, that’s from using the mouse so much.
6.) You start to listen to songs and think “yeah, that’d make a good porn track.”
7.) You tilt your head while watching a video, thinking that girl looks a LOT like someone you went to high school with.
8.) You tilt your head the other way while watching a video, thinking that girl looks a lot like the girl you dated in high school, only her boobs are bigger and she didn’t know how to “do that” so well.
9.) You start to think things like, “Well, I’ve downloaded everything else, let’s see what’s to this whole ‘midget’ porn thing.”
10.) Oh yeah, you end up with over 50 gigs of porn and think, “You know, somehow that’s just not enough.”Just thought I’d share. I’m sure you guys know what I’m talking about.
The whole midget thing ain’t so bad once you get used to the goats and horses.
…yeah that heather girl has some real talent
Don’t know the name, but I actually have heard of the website. No that I’m in to that sorta thing…..
Frank wrote:I have come to many conclusions. Here is a list:1.) You find yourself saying, “Damn, I’ve already got that,” or “Is there nothing on here I haven’t downloaded already?”
2.) The phrase “Heather from I-Deepthroat” means something to you because you’ve seen/downloaded everything she’s ever done.
3.) You start critiquing performances based on what the “actors” have done in previous videos.
4.) It takes you about a week to completely move all of your “backed up porn” from discs to your computer.
5.) Your wrist hurts … alot. Of course, that’s from using the mouse so much.
6.) You start to listen to songs and think “yeah, that’d make a good porn track.”
7.) You tilt your head while watching a video, thinking that girl looks a LOT like someone you went to high school with.
8.) You tilt your head the other way while watching a video, thinking that girl looks a lot like the girl you dated in high school, only her boobs are bigger and she didn’t know how to “do that” so well.
9.) You start to think things like, “Well, I’ve downloaded everything else, let’s see what’s to this whole ‘midget’ porn thing.”
10.) Oh yeah, you end up with over 50 gigs of porn and think, “You know, somehow that’s just not enough.”Just thought I’d share. I’m sure you guys know what I’m talking about.
11.) Letting people know on the internet by doing a list.
14.) Instead having the title for the “Being the Most Downloaded Woman” you have “The Most Downloaded Porn”
15.) Downloading pictures of Rob.Yeah, you REALLY have a problem if you’re downloading pictures of me and consider them porn. Something to show your friends to make ’em laugh, maybe, but not porn…
rob wrote:Yeah, you REALLY have a problem if you’re downloading pictures of me and consider them porn. Something to show your friends to make ’em laugh, maybe, but not porn…I dunno, listening to Bing, I think he might have a little something for ya, Rob.
Frank wrote:dunno, listening to Bing, I think he might have a little something for ya, Rob.Actually I think I could get a Bryan.
(just a joke no gayness here)Frank wrote:… 6.) You start to listen to songs and think “yeah, that’d make a good porn track.” … I’m sure you guys know what I’m talking about.Amen brother.
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