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I drive machinary in my job….but I do have some bad habits in my job. Like that one time when I had a chocolate dessert and I spilled some on the seat. I told the guy who got on my machine for the next shift that I had followed through! That was fun….but not really a habit. I only did that the one time…
BIG JOBBIESOkay….I listened to the last one. For the most part, the audio was okay and I got to hear Star Wars talk. So I was happy.
This one I couldn’t hear. I have moved departments at work recently and now have to listen via a single ear bud in a very noisy environment….Also, I kept hearing cutlry….Why are knives and forks on plates louder when people are trying to record!!?
BIG JOBBIESWhen i said Eat Shit And Die, I didn’t mean from fucking high choleserol!!
That could of worked if I could spelll!!! SHIT!
BIG JOBBIESI heard that the new X men movie was viewed by the same amount of people as the Thor movie on thier first week. But made about 15 million (ish….I’m going from memory) less dollars than Thor. The reason was that X Men was only available at the cheaper to view 2D. You can see why they are doing it…..to justify a more expensive ticket and make profits.
I also heard that cinema chains are forcing the movie industry to make the films in 3D to increase their profits.
I also heard that if Phantom Menace is a flop in 3D, the others won’t be made. There is a campaign to get people to NOT go see Phantom Menace in 3D when released. Personally, given the choice of all 6 in 3D on the big screen or nothing….I’ll see all 6 in 3D.
I also just heard a dog barking outside….but that isn’t relevant to this, or any other thread!
BIG JOBBIESI heard it on Carpool, a video podcast Robert Llewellyn does (Red Dwarf’s Kryten)
Quite a good show that he actually managed to get commisioned for a UK channel……Who says Podcasting doesn’t pay? Basically, he uses his celebrity status to interview celebs or anyone mildly interesting (and a few duds who are neither) whilst giving them a lift in his car.
BIG JOBBIESThis is a decent one…..Sure, it looks about strong enough to take on a toaster….but the arms move!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdPpWy_O09k
BIG JOBBIESBest way I found to control my eldest was when she was about 6 or 7 and we were stood out in the back yard.
I just shouted at her…..fuck it! I’ll do it as a script!
Jamie-Leigh: General yawping and whinging and refusing to go to bed.
Me: [VERY LOUDLY] “Get to bed right now or you’ll end up like Josephine!”
Jam: [Slight Pause] “Who’s Josephine”
Me: “It was your older sister”
Jam: “What older sister? Where is she now”
Me: “Well….she stopped doing as she was told, and had to be punished”
Jam: “What happened to her”
Me: “She’s at the bottom of the pond, sleeping with the fishes”
Jam: “Really!?”
Me: “Yes. Now are you going to bed or what!”
Jam: “Night Dad”She believed me about Josephine for a few months after that….The threat of “You’ll be sleeping with the fishes!” or “Do you want to join Josephine” was enough to keep her in line……then somebody (Grrndmother I believe) told her I was lying. She didn’t approve of that method of parenting…
….and then, they dragged the pond and found her….Okay. I made that bit up!
BIG JOBBIESI looked at the pictures and was non the wiser. I had to Googa it. There’s some good ones out there……That kid in your first picture is the only one to get close to the target though!
BIG JOBBIESNo because that Polystyrene is very light and it would just blow over.
And the CGI would need to be blue and very shiney and not very real…..also, CGI is light and would also blow over.
BIG JOBBIESTurd burger sounds too much like Turd burgler….and I’m no homophobe!!
Now I confused myself…..Does that mean I would eat it?
BIG JOBBIESI heard that them holes were from the previous attempt……..thats why they are car shaped!
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