Masturbates with poo

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  • in reply to: At what point does………NSFW #26202

    @Version3 43579 wrote:

    he was both crazy adventurous, and lazy. He had just taken the case of his PC (what, like he could possibly be a Mac guy) and it was already nearby. He’ll probably have to check his pee hole for the now missing screw.

    I am waiting for the squeal which is a oxy acetylene torch to his nuts

    in reply to: Not a big fan of KFC #26273

    Oh god its a heart attack waiting to happen but LORD does it look good………and I am vegetarian………it looks THAT good…..*drools*

    in reply to: At what point does………NSFW #26201

    Agreed Captain. The guy looks like the buisness type like some one I might have to work for in the future once I am done in Vegas. Its creepy as all hell. Then again I dated a girl that dreamed of being raped so go figure the world is one fucked up place.

    in reply to: At what point does………NSFW #26200

    Sounding is the act of sticking a object in your pee hole. This guy sticks a screw driver handle into his pee hole………….

    in reply to: At what point does………NSFW #26199

    Sounding with a screwdriver…………

    in reply to: At what point does………NSFW #26198

    Did I kill the Lo Dimension?

    in reply to: What type of book………………. #26159

    Captain I think I just came a bit with that information………thank you I think…

    in reply to: What type of book………………. #26158

    @Larkitect 43430 wrote:

    good hygiene (poopin’ bears)

    Holy shit I forgot about the bears what show was that???

    Valhalla, you say? You racist bastard!

    I’m joking……….but I still bet you love Screwdriver XD

    in reply to: What type of book………………. #26157

    Both of you are most likely right though I can’t help but find amusement from the google ads, its a little sad really. Then again I am a sad sad little man……..with a huge waggly penis shaped like a duck with hemorrhoids.

    What I am curious about is, doesn’t google take key words from the site to plan what ads the site gets? What freaking part of this site makes them think that xtian books are a good ad………..maybe its those jokes about PawPaw and Timmy having fun with Paw Paws jumbly crusty bits….

    in reply to: Ooooooooohhhhhhhhh… #25865

    For GAWD sakes Captain! Why the hell did you have to put THAT visual out there………I mean come on! What ever happened to Papa and rape at least that was wholesome family fun but a naked cow with maggots…….Dear sweet baby Jesus being molested by a goat and urinated on by Obama that’s just wrong!

    in reply to: …metalhealth’ll drive you mad! #25491

    Was that glass a hair thick? Holy shit that looks like more a building code issue than a police brutality issue.

    As for the cop, he lead the perp easily off the train and tried to pin him as usual against the wall to restrain him. The glass was shit so it broke. As you can see he then put him on the ground away from the glass and attended to his wounds. No harm not foul there I would have done the same thing honestly. Though I think the windows were again not up to code.

    in reply to: there’s a milk for that #25427

    @Bucho 42442 wrote:

    And what the hell are vitamins A & D?!?!?

    Its of course vitamins Ass and Dick needed by children to grow big and strong and make their Paw Paw’s happy.

    in reply to: So I was in Dallas/fort worth…. #25170

    @Masturbates with poo 42244 wrote:

    The city looked cool as hell but the freaking people suck……then again people suck in general unless they have big boobies and have a problem not screwing people then they are gold.

    And no I don’t mean Captain…..I bet he has boobies but I no want them. Nuff said.

    in reply to: So I was in Dallas/fort worth…. #25169

    The city looked cool as hell but the freaking people suck……then again people suck in general unless they have big boobies and have a problem not screwing people then they are gold.

    in reply to: in the words of whitesnake… #24825

    @Armez 41914 wrote:

    Or IcyHot…oh the horror stories I’ve heard.

    It’s very painful in a good way…end of story.

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