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I finally got around to an update over on my hate blog… 10 More uses for Red Bull
Go read it, and critique (I guess)
Fucking loved it and lolled out loudly several times, especially at –
– … by hammering their penis directly to their bedpost with your trusty can.
– Keep another can around to keep in your underwear anytime you have to be around her friends if you are looking to broaden your horizons… in their butts.
– This simple tip is a real eye-opener. You can totally figure how much of anything you need, by comparing it to a Red Bull can. Burritos, inferior drinks, pudding, cocaine scores and more. Use it as a ruler in carpentry, drafting, or in organ surgery. This tip is practically what Red Bull was created for.
– Let’s face it, one of those plastic arms, wooden legs or strap on dildos aren’t really going to look much better, will likely provide little to no natural function and make people feel awkward if they have to shake your hand or penis.Midsection humour rules my heart.
(There are a mere three typos I noticed- one in “Can 2: Condom” where “eledged” should read “alleged”, and one in “Can 9: Escape Route” where there should be a “too” in “Assuming you are also to weak” and “Can 1: Artificial Limb” where there’s an errant apostrophe in “this solution works well with adults, children’s”.)
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
I was just telling Rob that I was expecting the corrections list from you any time now.
That was written months ago, and even then, I can’t see typing mistakes in my own writing at all.
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