WTF: Japanese Films are fucking weird!

[Version3]

I’m not sure what the hell to say to this. It’s annoyingly awful, looks like it’s out of the mind a 12 year old down syndrome kid who’s been force fed Redline for 12 hours straight, but it still made me laugh at some of it. Fucking crazy shit!!!

Robo Geisha

[Larkitect]

wow. that voiceover was creepy but the rest of it was pretty entertaining. it will be a while before i’m able to drink tengu milk again, though.

but considering all things japanese on the web, we’re lucky it wasn’t 2 geishas, 1 robo-goatse or something.

part of me wishes this was a real movie. if it was direct-to-video i would probably pick this one up. if for nothing else just to have it playing when someone comes over just to see their reaction.

My essence still senses Bucho's women.

[rob]

Fried shrimp. That put it over the edge for me.

[Version3]

What do you mean not real?

[Version3]

Agreed, the shrimp thing cracked me up.

[Larkitect]

@Version3 40281 wrote:

What do you mean not real?

this thing is a legit trailer for a real movie?! i can’t wait to see the whole thing.

and yes, the shrimp in the eyes was great.

My essence still senses Bucho's women.

[Bucho]

Good god that’s the most exhausting 3 minutes of video I’ve ever seen, I need a lie down. And a massage from that robo-geisha.

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[Larkitect]

@Bucho 40285 wrote:

Good god that’s the most exhausting 3 minutes of video I’ve ever seen, I need a lie down. And a massage from that robo-geisha.

you’re not lactose intolerant are you? she might use her tengu milk instead of oil.

My essence still senses Bucho's women.

[Bucho]

I don’t know dude, what are the symptoms?

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[Larkitect]

it goes a little something like this.

My essence still senses Bucho's women.

[Bucho]

Hmmm, yeah I guess that’s me then. But what the heckfire is tengu milk?

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[Larkitect]

the part in the video right after the shrimp in the eyes. you see “tengu milk” and then some woman starts to melt after she gets some robo-lactation in the face.

My essence still senses Bucho's women.

[Bucho]

I’d love to know what you’re talking about Lark, but I’m afraid to watch that thing again.

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[Pa-ul]

Hip katana!!!, no way did that come from the hip.
A female anal wolverine (poop chute love is out of the question there, I’ve seen shredded carrots and its a no from me).

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If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

[Larkitect]

@Bucho 40306 wrote:

I’d love to know what you’re talking about Lark, but I’m afraid to watch that thing again.

that makes 2 of us.

My essence still senses Bucho's women.

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