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TMZ has learned that Paris Hilton has not only had her sentence cut short, she is already out of jail!
Unimpeachable sources tell TMZ the deal was sealed yesterday, and that Hilton made her exit early early this morning.
She was originally sentenced to 45 days in jail, but that was reduced to 23. She served a total of three days — the normal stay for a violation of this kind.
The L.A. County Sheriff’s Department will hold a news conference in an hour to discuss what went down.
Stay tuned.
TOP TEN THINGS PARIS HILTON IS GOOD FOR
10 -Speed Bump
9 – Cigarette Ashtray
8 – Colostomy Bag
7 – “Fluffer” for animal porn videos
6 – “After” picture in before and after STD’s health brochures
5 – Crash Test Dummy
4 – Elephant Enema Tester (or taster depending on your level of hate)
3 – Poster child for coat-hanger abortions
2 – Urinal Cakes
1 – Makes Britney Spears desirable againThank you, thank you…please hold your applause…..
If I may take a moment and from the heart say that I think Paris Hilton should have her skin flailed off by rusty chains and then forced to eat sewage until her stomach ruptures and she is then set ablaze by a mob with flamethrowers before being squashed by a squadron of steamrollers…..
amen
No NBLIANGW
I mean every word of it
jbs wrote:steamrollers travel in squadrons?yeah…um…I think you might be missing the point here jubus…you see that way it hurts more and is more dramatic….got it?…..good…..now be a good boy and finish your “I wish Paris would die essay” and you can go home…
NBLIANGW
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