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Bugger – used a lot over here, I think it refers to anal sex (dipping the pink dipstick to see if an oil change is required).
e.g. “Bugger it, I’ll do it later”, “Bugger off” and “Bugger me” (which is one I would’nt like to use around men who walk around in the teapot posture, they may take it as an invitation).
If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.
I second “ejaculate” and “behemothic”. Never heard of druthers but putting the kibosh (“kye bosh”) is a common phrase around these parts, I guess we just pronounce it different. Bugger is extremely common and overused in NZ, same as UK I guess.
Powerful – “Hi Bucho, how you doin today?” “Powerful Mary, real powerful.”
Jiminy Hopscotch – “Bucho, do I have something latched onto the side of my face?” “Jiminy hopscotch Sally, if I’m not mistaken that’s a 5 foot leech!!!”
Munted – “Dude, did you see Sally’s face after they finally removed the leech? It was totally fucking munted.”
Splendid – “How do I look in this stocking and garter belt set-up Bucho? Be honest, I can take it” “Splendid Bing, simply splendid.”
Jabbaesque – “… and in celebrity news, Jabbaesque talkshow queen Rosie O’Donnel killed three costars and 60% of her live studio audience today when she inadvertantly farted live on the air …”
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
I second “ejaculate” and “behemothic”. Never heard of druthers but putting the kibosh (“kye bosh”) is a common phrase around these parts, I guess we just pronounce it different. Bugger is extremely common and overused in NZ, same as UK I guess.
Powerful – “Hi Bucho, how you doin today?” “Powerful Mary, real powerful.”
Jiminy Hopscotch – “Bucho, do I have something latched onto the side of my face?” “Jiminy hopscotch Sally, if I’m not mistaken that’s a 5 foot leech!!!”
Munted – “Dude, did you see Sally’s face after they finally removed the leech? It was totally fucking munted.”
Splendid – “How do I look in this stocking and garter belt set-up Bucho? Be honest, I can take it” “Splendid Bing, simply splendid.”
Jabbaesque – “… and in celebrity news, Jabbaesque talkshow queen Rosie O’Donnel killed three costars and 60% of her live studio audience today when she inadvertantly farted live on the air …”
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
Pa-ul wrote:Bugger – used a lot over here, I think it refers to anal sex (dipping the pink dipstick to see if an oil change is required).e.g. “Bugger it, I’ll do it later”, “Bugger off” and “Bugger me” (which is one I would’nt like to use around men who walk around in the teapot posture, they may take it as an invitation).
Dude, I’m not even gonna start on how jealous us southerner’s are that you guys got “bugger” and we got stuck with that stupid ass “sumbitch”.
I mean its not enough you get all the culture and historical buildings, but now you gotta take the fuckin’ cool phrases!
Shit, we might as well be living in New Zealand or something…….
…oh, I mean…uh…..
….Bucho for Prez…cause people think he’s Australian…….
NBLIANGW
Pa-ul wrote:Bugger – used a lot over here, I think it refers to anal sex (dipping the pink dipstick to see if an oil change is required).e.g. “Bugger it, I’ll do it later”, “Bugger off” and “Bugger me” (which is one I would’nt like to use around men who walk around in the teapot posture, they may take it as an invitation).
Dude, I’m not even gonna start on how jealous us southerner’s are that you guys got “bugger” and we got stuck with that stupid ass “sumbitch”.
I mean its not enough you get all the culture and historical buildings, but now you gotta take the fuckin’ cool phrases!
Shit, we might as well be living in New Zealand or something…….
…oh, I mean…uh…..
….Bucho for Prez…cause people think he’s Australian…….
NBLIANGW
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