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Not a lot of funny stuff today, what with 32 people being killed. So I thought we should have another one of those threads that hopefully we’ll continue to add on to for a while…
Words we don’t use nearly enough —
Ejaculate — Not rhyming with eight, but rhyming with chocolate. Like, “It appears that the floor is covered with ejaculate.” This word should become used as commonly as spunk, jizz, or man juice.
Wiener — Such a funny sounding word. Like, “I bet you have a misshapen weiner.” Who says that? “That John Holmes motherfucker was known for his immense weiner.” See?
Urp — The act of throwing up. Or it could just be the appearance of it. “I urped after eating all that shellfish”, or “It appears that the floor is covered with urp.”.
Not a lot of funny stuff today, what with 32 people being killed. So I thought we should have another one of those threads that hopefully we’ll continue to add on to for a while…
Words we don’t use nearly enough —
Ejaculate — Not rhyming with eight, but rhyming with chocolate. Like, “It appears that the floor is covered with ejaculate.” This word should become used as commonly as spunk, jizz, or man juice.
Wiener — Such a funny sounding word. Like, “I bet you have a misshapen weiner.” Who says that? “That John Holmes motherfucker was known for his immense weiner.” See?
Urp — The act of throwing up. Or it could just be the appearance of it. “I urped after eating all that shellfish”, or “It appears that the floor is covered with urp.”
Tomfoolery- “All this tomfoolery is giving me heartburn.”
Behemothic- “That was a behemothic orgasm, Mr. Clinton.”
Tomfoolery- “All this tomfoolery is giving me heartburn.”
Behemothic- “That was a behemothic orgasm, Mr. Clinton.”
Precious – That Jerry had the most precious story to tell about his day
Curmudgeon – That Bryan is a curmudgeon when it comes to celebs and amateur lightsaber fights
Inconceivable – As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable.
Bloody – The British get to bloody use it why can’t we bloody Americans?
Smegma – Damn it stinks in here, smells like Bucho’s smegma.
SOS’er – (noun) the condition of being a switched on show listener or fan.
Precious – That Jerry had the most precious story to tell about his day
Curmudgeon – That Bryan is a curmudgeon when it comes to celebs and amateur lightsaber fights
Inconceivable – As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable.
Bloody – The British get to bloody use it why can’t we bloody Americans?
Smegma – Damn it stinks in here, smells like Bucho’s smegma.
SOS’er – (noun) the condition of being a switched on show listener or fan.
Druthers — This is more of a British term I think, but I think it’s funny. “If I had my druthers, every oil change would come with a hot, horny 19-year old chick.”
Codswallop — Another funny British term. “That’s a load of codswallop, that Weekly World News.”
Druthers — This is more of a British term I think, but I think it’s funny. “If I had my druthers, every oil change would come with a hot, horny 19-year old chick.”
Codswallop — Another funny British term. “That’s a load of codswallop, that Weekly World News.”
knickers: Change into your knickers, Johnny, and get out of the tub! probably british origin.
fatsmacker: the exact same as chubbychaser.
pig: improper name for a crappy cop that eats too much (donuts!!!)
kabbalha: well…i think it’s this thing where they flush out your intestines from shit. *do NOT ask me to use it in a sentence!
knickers: Change into your knickers, Johnny, and get out of the tub! probably british origin.
fatsmacker: the exact same as chubbychaser.
pig: improper name for a crappy cop that eats too much (donuts!!!)
kabbalha: well…i think it’s this thing where they flush out your intestines from shit. *do NOT ask me to use it in a sentence!
Kabosh: They were still pushing to include those finished tracks for export, but I put the kabosh on that.
Bonus points because I actually used that phrase in a phone call today, and used it not once, but twice. 🙂
Kabosh: They were still pushing to include those finished tracks for export, but I put the kabosh on that.
Bonus points because I actually used that phrase in a phone call today, and used it not once, but twice. 🙂
Bugger – used a lot over here, I think it refers to anal sex (dipping the pink dipstick to see if an oil change is required).
e.g. “Bugger it, I’ll do it later”, “Bugger off” and “Bugger me” (which is one I would’nt like to use around men who walk around in the teapot posture, they may take it as an invitation).
If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.
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