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Okay, this might be a touchy subject for some of you, since some of you have children. But I am SO fucking sick of hearing, “Oh, you’ve been married for seven years and don’t have kids yet? What’s youse guys’ problem? Are you sterile?”
Okay, so no one’s asked me that.
No, my point is, there’s a very good reason why we won’t have kids. My wife is very religious. I’m very not. Right there, there’s a problem. But even if I was religious, the amount of constant fearmongering that those shiite Christians instill in any child that comes near — it’s sickening. It makes me want to run. Fast.
But you know what? That doesn’t matter. What business is it of yours what I do with my life? Fucker. I don’t tell you that you smell like shit all day — leave me alone.
“What about your legacy?” Legacy? You fuckin’ idiot. It’s not like I’m some noble in the 1400s. My dad made $30,000 a year and I should be worried about a legacy? Whatever…
So anyway, I know that this might not be the most popular topic, but I just wanted to vent..
I understand….
Accept that statement as a true unification of belief and vision or as a second hand gesture, doesn’t change the fact that….
I believe we should all have the right to smack other people’s kids in public…YOU think your kid is cute and adorable, I think they are annoying attention whores that smell like poo and fuck up movies with their crying.
In fact I am so dedicated to the “I don’t have kids” section of humanity that I don’t give a damn about environmental concerns…..”Help make The World a better place for our children”FUCK YOU
These are YOUR kids and I plan to pollute with glee and not give damn about the next 100 years. Better teach them little crumb snatchers of yours to deal with what comes their way the same we all did….
Gas Shortage?…Ride a bike bitch, might find a friend or two on the highway littered with old 18-wheelers from Mom and Dad’s day
Global Warming?…get naked, hell your Grandparent’s did it in the 1960’s
Second Coming?….good luck
the point is this…some of us love our children….others of us are content to let you love YOUR children…don’t assume we must have the same experience to live a full life. And the next dumb summbitch that tells me you have to have kids to know the meaning of life will understand the meaning of almost not being able to live life anymore ’cause I’m kicking that asshole in the nuts with a broke hip and a titanium crutch….
God Bless and Love To All
-BingWhat do you want to be when you grow up?
You’re gonna go to college right?
When are you gonna get married?
When are you expecting some little ones?
Are the kids all left the nest yet?
Will you be retiring soon?
When are you going to die already?Curious people huh?
I like titties.
Bing’s just mad in general… because he doesn’t have kids. j/k
I do have kids, 2 of them. And, for the MOST part I agree with both of you. People are too fucking stupid and selfish to breed. I’m tired of being on a plane and hearing some north dallas self-centered ‘proud’ mommy talk only about her kid (one-up style) for an hour and a half in the loudest voice possible. Lady, with you as a parent you kid is going to grow up needing praise and encouragement for not forgetting to breathe… for the rest of her life. She will only think about herself, she will think the wind changing direction is not fair and generally will be a social strain on everyone around her. You should study about Tachyon particles, build an accelerator and discover time travel for the sole purpose of going back 7 years and rethinking your stance on abortion. Or REALLY think about the children and just off yourself all together.
People fucking suck… even if they don’t have kids. Kids just makes their suckedness compounded, to the nth degree. The ones that want to bug anyone else about having kids are just worthless, and deep down realize it. So, they don’t know how to articulate the way they feel… so they want to share in their misery, or just force you to do something they can identify with. Fuck them.
Fuck the parents that make my kid get in trouble for making a ‘gun’ out of his finger and thumb and pretending to shoot people. That’s right, good ‘ole wholesome cops and robbers stuff is strictly prohibited because some touchy feely fucktard decided that it teaches their kid violence and they complained.
Having kids doesn’t mean you are raising hellians, or annoying strains on society… but for many people, it sure as hell increases the odds that you’ll either produce some, or become one yourself.
My oldest is not really annoying at all. He’ll likely grow up to be much more like me. But best of all, instead of teaching him that I can shield the world around him, I’m trying to teach him how to be a man… on his own one day. That’s all it’s about, teaching our kids how to be adults. That’s our job. Survival, and enough social responsibility to make sensible decisions for one’s self. End of job. Not my job to help people manage their kids, or to help change the world to make their job easier. But I do believe it’s my social responsibility as said adult to tell them when they are fucking up (the parent).
Don’t agree at all on the pollute as much as I want thing. I’m not all green and a tree-hugger, but it would be a lot better if the planet sustained humanity long enough for good ‘ole Americans to piss off some aliens too. I just don’t do to the big stupid ass stuff, and try to be aware of the impact. I want big industries to make changes before I waste my time putting aluminum cans into a recycle trash can. Hey, how about get that fucking Hydrogen up and running bloated auto makers. What? The oil industry doesn’t want you too? They are just there, because their selfish money making greedy fucking parents had to have kids and produce a short sighted, self-centered brat that would one day continue to fuck up the world.
Let’s think about the kids… you want to change the world for your kids and everyone else’s? Take out the parents.
Wait a minute………..I’m a parent.
Sound of feet running off into the distance
On a serious note.
Having kids should be something both parents decide on, not for the sake of it from pressure.
Mini Pa-ul was taught some basic life principals, that I grew up with.
1. Be polite to people, and respect their wishes.
2. Respect your elders, you may actually learn something (unless he wants you to sit on his lap).
3. If you get into trouble, it’s your own doing, face the consequences.
4. Have fun, before arthritis sets in.That’s me though.
I hate kids that talk in the cinema too. Maybe I should take a pocket full of marbles next time.
If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.
Rob, that reminds me of where I’m at with a similar subject. I’ve been with my chick for two and a half years. We’ve lived together the whole time. We live life together just as any committed married couple would and could. Still, after only what you’d perceive as such a short amount of time, and regardless of our young age, I’m hearing constantly, “When are you guys getting married?”.
Bitch, I will smack you. I firmly believe that the government documents and stamp of approval are irrelevant to making the situation ‘official’. So, in that light of full awareness that the grueling and money burning process of getting married will ultimately change the current situation zero percent, I instead stare at the people who ask. I don’t give a bullshit small-talk laugh and response. I say nothing to them. My girlfriend’s grandmother said sternly and bluntly to me, “Are you going to marry my granddaughter?”. I laughed and whispered in her ear, “Is this crazy-ass serious? I ain’t sayin’ shit to her”. I have no intentions of appeasing anyone who believes blindly in tradition just because they fell for it when they were young. It’s like when someone has kids at age 17 and asks you when you’re 25, “Jeez, aren’t you ever going to have kids?!”
I swear, one of these times, I’m going to ask in response to that question, “Are you going to pay for it?”.
Sorry, being a newly cripple makes me a bit angry at times (usually between 8am and 11pm)
I think Scatt captured the essence of it when he said “Bitch, I will smack you”
BTW I saw a kid get hit with a swinging door once and laughed for almost an hour (it was not enough to hurt the child)
If anyone needs me I’ll be in the waiting line for hell with Scatt and Mrs. Scatt the “Living in sin” coupleNBLIANGW
Oh god, don’t get me started with the ignorant irritating questions on how I live my life, it seems like forever people have been shooting them at me. “Bucho, when are you going to put some pants on?”, “Bucho, when are you going to stop having sex with that llama?”, “Bucho, when do you think you’ll release the family of Filipino boat people you’ve been holding captive in your garden shed?”
Damn people, you live your lives I’ll live mine!!!
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