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Yeah, sorry about that. I have my driver’s test this week, so I was parallel parking and other fun shit like that.
YouFollowMe? wrote:Yeah, sorry about that. I have my driver’s test this week, so I was parallel parking and other fun shit like that.Good stuff dude, just remember to wear something low-cut to show some cleavage and a knee length skirt to show some leg. You don’t want to go slut, but don’t hide yourself away. And flutter the eyelashes, flick the hair and laugh coquettishly at the tester’s jokes if he makes any. Trust me mate, I failed four times but on the fifth I used a little flirtiness and it worked wonders.
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YouFollowMe? wrote:Yeah, sorry about that. I have my driver’s test this week, so I was parallel parking and other fun shit like that.Good stuff dude, just remember to wear something low-cut to show some cleavage and a knee length skirt to show some leg. You don’t want to go slut, but don’t hide yourself away. And flutter the eyelashes, flick the hair and laugh coquettishly at the tester’s jokes if he makes any. Trust me mate, I failed four times but on the fifth I used a little flirtiness and it worked wonders.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
Yeah, right now I’m 0 for 1. I made a small mistake when backing up, the guy basically made me feel like I was going to fail for that, so that shot my confidence. At one point, he told me which way to go halfway through an intersection, which totally screwed me up. I get another shot in two weeks though, and I’m pretty sure that I won’t have that condescending bastard again.
Yeah, right now I’m 0 for 1. I made a small mistake when backing up, the guy basically made me feel like I was going to fail for that, so that shot my confidence. At one point, he told me which way to go halfway through an intersection, which totally screwed me up. I get another shot in two weeks though, and I’m pretty sure that I won’t have that condescending bastard again.
Bing wrote:was he gentle with you Budda?He was gentleman enough to knock me out first so it was a pretty painless ordeal until the morning. I always prefer stitches to psychological trauma.
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Bing wrote:was he gentle with you Budda?He was gentleman enough to knock me out first so it was a pretty painless ordeal until the morning. I always prefer stitches to psychological trauma.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
YouFollowMe? wrote:Yeah, right now I’m 0 for 1. I made a small mistake when backing up, the guy basically made me feel like I was going to fail for that, so that shot my confidence. At one point, he told me which way to go halfway through an intersection, which totally screwed me up. I get another shot in two weeks though, and I’m pretty sure that I won’t have that condescending bastard again.I took my drivers test in a 1979 Chevette 4 door. The instructor was so large she did not fit easily in the car and at one point asked me if that is as far back as I could get her seat to go. I told her yes and she replied with “Well this car isn’t safe for bigger people”.
I spent the rest of the test trying to hit every pothole and bump I could.
Best of luck next time, I’m sure you’ll get it. Just think of Bucho and Octavious’s cousin Vinnie in the backseat urging you on.
YouFollowMe? wrote:Yeah, right now I’m 0 for 1. I made a small mistake when backing up, the guy basically made me feel like I was going to fail for that, so that shot my confidence. At one point, he told me which way to go halfway through an intersection, which totally screwed me up. I get another shot in two weeks though, and I’m pretty sure that I won’t have that condescending bastard again.I took my drivers test in a 1979 Chevette 4 door. The instructor was so large she did not fit easily in the car and at one point asked me if that is as far back as I could get her seat to go. I told her yes and she replied with “Well this car isn’t safe for bigger people”.
I spent the rest of the test trying to hit every pothole and bump I could.
Best of luck next time, I’m sure you’ll get it. Just think of Bucho and Octavious’s cousin Vinnie in the backseat urging you on.
Mine sucked as a day, but I did good. I was to take the test in my dad’s ’85 Scottsdale P/U. I was perfect with a decent speed parallel park, because it had dome mirrors on the truck that I’d gotten good at using. Got ready to take it, and the DPS officer inspected the car, and noticed that the tint shop’s clear decal was not between the tint and the window, as tint laws require. So because some lazy tint slinger stuck the decal on the outside of the tint, the DPS guy wrote my dad a warning and said the truck didn’t qualify as a legal vehicle for me to test in. So, we headed off to get the Fairmont. Yep, the car that would a year or so later be Jerry’s first car (he was already using it when able). It was a cross-town trip (that’s a big deal in DFW) and we stopped at another DPS office to test in the Ford. Ooops, can’t test at another DPS because I’d taken the written across town. Damn. So, he drove it back to the other side of town, then I tested in it. I got a 96 of 100 in the driving. But I was worn out and super stressed that I’d mess up in a car I’d never driven. What were the 4 points off for? Well, when I was parallel parking, I’d moved the wheel slightly to compensate for the turn into the space, and the blinker turned off. I turned it back on, and she deducted 4 points. How stupid. Aced the written. 🙂
Mine sucked as a day, but I did good. I was to take the test in my dad’s ’85 Scottsdale P/U. I was perfect with a decent speed parallel park, because it had dome mirrors on the truck that I’d gotten good at using. Got ready to take it, and the DPS officer inspected the car, and noticed that the tint shop’s clear decal was not between the tint and the window, as tint laws require. So because some lazy tint slinger stuck the decal on the outside of the tint, the DPS guy wrote my dad a warning and said the truck didn’t qualify as a legal vehicle for me to test in. So, we headed off to get the Fairmont. Yep, the car that would a year or so later be Jerry’s first car (he was already using it when able). It was a cross-town trip (that’s a big deal in DFW) and we stopped at another DPS office to test in the Ford. Ooops, can’t test at another DPS because I’d taken the written across town. Damn. So, he drove it back to the other side of town, then I tested in it. I got a 96 of 100 in the driving. But I was worn out and super stressed that I’d mess up in a car I’d never driven. What were the 4 points off for? Well, when I was parallel parking, I’d moved the wheel slightly to compensate for the turn into the space, and the blinker turned off. I turned it back on, and she deducted 4 points. How stupid. Aced the written. 🙂
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