What A Shite Driver….

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  • June 10, 2011 at 4:33 pm #2918
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    He keeps trying to hit concrete walls and misses every time!! How shit is he?!!


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    June 10, 2011 at 5:43 pm #29674
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    Robby… I keep telling you that you need a 1 series. Through caution right into the wind’s ugly fucking face and get a 1M!

    And 412 bags of quicrete…. I’ve got an idea.

    June 10, 2011 at 7:54 pm #29678
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    Holy fuckbeans! Dude, yeah. Fuck, yeah, I want one of those.

    June 10, 2011 at 8:01 pm #29682
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    What? A concrete wall with a hole in it?


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    June 10, 2011 at 8:14 pm #29679
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    Of course! What did you think I wanted, some stupid fork in the road? Jeez!

    June 10, 2011 at 9:45 pm #29683
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    I heard that them holes were from the previous attempt……..thats why they are car shaped!


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    June 13, 2011 at 8:18 pm #29680
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    i love BMW commercials. makes me think of those “driver” ads with Clive Owen a few years back.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    June 16, 2011 at 2:51 am #29676
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    @Version3 47009 wrote:

    And 412 bags of quicrete…. I’ve got an idea.

    Wouldn’t it be easier to do with painted polystyrene? Or CGI?

    What, me cynical?

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    June 16, 2011 at 4:58 am #29681
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    @Bucho 47036 wrote:

    Wouldn’t it be easier to do with painted polystyrene? Or CGI?

    What, me cynical?

    thanks a lot. way to ruin a great ad, “bitcho”.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    June 16, 2011 at 4:03 pm #29684
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    No because that Polystyrene is very light and it would just blow over.

    And the CGI would need to be blue and very shiney and not very real…..also, CGI is light and would also blow over.


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    June 16, 2011 at 4:45 pm #29675
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    It’s true. We were camping a few weeks back, and we used one of those CGI pop-up awnings, that damn thing blew over with little more than a strong breeze. We figured out after the fact that we should have rendered it on the other side of the site, but we didn’t want to wait. Progress bars suck when you are camping.

    Wait, did I just overdo the joke?

    June 16, 2011 at 6:03 pm #29685
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    Nope. That was just perfect!


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    June 16, 2011 at 7:59 pm #29677
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    @ori-STUDFARM 47049 wrote:

    No because that Polystyrene is very light and it would just blow over.

    I have some very powerful glue in my truck that would beg to differ.

    I also have the bodies of two hitchhikers in there, but they can’t beg to do anything anymore.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    June 16, 2011 at 8:13 pm #29686
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    @Bucho 47068 wrote:

    ……..
    I also have the bodies of two hitchhikers in there, ……..

    I thought that was just a standard for you New Zealanders


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