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November 28, 2006 at 10:48 pm #18837
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ParticipantVersion3 wrote:I’m all shook upYou ain’t nothin’ but a poo dog, explodin’ all the time.
November 29, 2006 at 12:11 am #18846Armez
ParticipantGeorge Bush
Someone who
1. Turned the largest US surplus into the largest deficit in American history, then gives tax cuts when he should be raising taxes to get more money for the country. (And of course, he only gives tax cuts to all of his rich buddies.)
2. Blamed bin Laden for 9/11 (which is okay), but when he couldn’t find him, made Americans forget about him by diverting their attention to Saddam Hussein, who had absolutely nothing to do with 9/11. Has he found bin Laden? Has he found any WMDs? Didn’t think so.
3. Feels the need to stick his nose in Iraq’s business and “improve” their government while bombing and completely destroying Iraq-it’s obvious it’s just an excuse to go to war.
4. Lies about there being NO terrorist attacks since 9/11, when there have been quite a few that he covers up or makes America forget about. (Like that anthrax threat a few years ago for example.)
5. Passes the Patriot Act to keep America safe from terrorists while arresting people who aren’t terrorists, never catching the people who are, and violating SIX AMENDMENTS of the Constitution.
6. Passes “Clean Air Act” which actually makes the air dirtier.
7. Makes every country in the world besides Britain and Poland hate us.
8. Quits the Kyoto Protocol because it would make his rich buddies actually spend some money to reduce global warming, and God forbid anyone has to spend money.
9. Throws ultimatums at the American people that only a complete idiot could fall for (and a lot have) like “You’re with us or you’re with the terrorists” and basically just gets America to be loyal to him out of fear.
10. Only gets into Yale because of his father and passes with a C- average.
11. Has said enough stupid things to fill 265 pages of “Bushisms” books.
12. Gets elected into office after losing by over 10,000 votes. Do you think it’s a coincidence that his brother was the governor of the state that the whole election depended on in 2000??
13. Is the worst thing to happen to Western civilization since the Goths sacked and burned Rome.
George Bush is a COMPLETE FUCKING ASSHOLE who never should have been elected, is one of the worst people in the country to earn the job of president and definitely is the worst president we have ever had or will ever have.
November 29, 2006 at 3:30 am #18849Ivan
ParticipantArmez wrote:Turned the largest US surplus into the largest deficit in American historyWhoa, how is this Bush’s fault? I’m no expert in macroeconomics, but I do seem to recall that the US economy fluxuates all the time. Our unemployment rate is relatively low, GDP is doing well, however productivity isn’t matching growth. Bush has no control over this, though, and it seems he has become a scapegoat for whatever is wrong in America. I’m not a fan of him, but I am aware that much of the shit he is blamed for has nothing to do with him. Remember, congress approved the war and they can end it. Damn, I hate our government.
November 29, 2006 at 4:13 am #18828Version3
KeymasterArmez, we get that you don’t like Bush, but this is not even close to related to this thread. Please don’t take messages you were forwarded and just dump them on the forums… we usually come here to enjoy ourselves.
I think we also found before, that political content doesn’t work so well on this site… anyone remember Mike (point) and his friend? Yeah, they didn’t come back.
Back to the Elvis poo jokes.
November 29, 2006 at 5:03 am #18845Armez
ParticipantActually, that came from Urban Dictionary…so I think I’m topical this time…
I always
though Mike Pi died or was launched into space as a t.v. satelite…..human satelites…yeah…Anyway…
“Better keep that poo away from my blue suade shoes, baby.”
November 29, 2006 at 12:43 pm #18827Version3
KeymasterOkay, my mistake… It just didn’t read like it at all.
November 29, 2006 at 1:16 pm #18841Bing
ParticipantThis is why I love this site. Where else would the words
“Ok, and now back to Elvis poo” be relevant.
SOS Forever!!
November 29, 2006 at 2:33 pm #18847salad
ParticipantBing wrote:This is why I love this site. Where else would the words“Ok, and now back to Elvis poo” be relevant.
SOS Forever!!
Graceland bathroom tour?
November 29, 2006 at 2:42 pm #18838Bing
Participantoh yeah, that too.
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