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Please complete the questionaire and hand to the front of the room when you’re finished.
Two days ago in Egypt I was _____ing my _____ when I heard a weird high pitched noise coming from behind the _____. I slowly peered around the corner and saw two _____s _____ing with their _____s.
Surprisingly I was struck by the urge to _____ and the only way I could fight it was to _____ my _____ until the _____ was completely _____. Next day, when I told the local _____ what had happened he _____ and said, “A wise man never _____ with his _____ while the _____ is in the _____.” I thought on this for a moment while _____ing my _____, before asking him, “But how can I _____ my donkeys if the _____ is alone with its _____.
He just _____ and said, “Fuck your _____ and the _____ it rode in on. You can always ______ a new one.”
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
Two days ago in Egypt I was buggering my sister when I heard a weird high pitched noise coming from behind the truck. I slowly peered around the corner and saw two bums fucking with their peglegs. Surprisingly I was struck by the urge to vomit and the only way I could fight it was to donkeypunch my sister until the debauchery was completely over. Next day, when I told the local butcher what had happened he sneezed and said, “A wise man never caulks with his butter while the murderer is in the chimney.” I thought on this for a moment while punching my taint, before asking him, “But how can I whore my donkeys if the squirrel is alone with its nuts. He just sharted and said, “Fuck your horse and the mother it rode in on. You can always rape a new one.”
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
Two days ago in Egypt I was being my best version of myself in a skirt when I heard a weird high pitched noise coming from behind the Earth. I slowly peered around the corner and saw two Chinese whores scrubbing with their common sense.
Surprisingly I was struck by the urge to masticate and the only way I could fight it was to address my local Congressman until the Italians were completely confused by the position of the sun. Next day, when I told the local pan-dimensional being what had happened he salivated and said, “A wise man never does quotation marks in the air with his genitals while the ocean is in the sky.” I thought on this for a moment while drowning my pet triceratops, before asking him, “But how can I express my donkeys if the front is alone with its consciousness.
He just fuckity fuck fuck and said, “Fuck your fuck and the fucker it rode in on. You can always narrate a new one.”
BTW: I did this about 10am this morning, but the site session flaked and I lost all of my work. I think it was better this morning, and of course I tried to do some of the stuff the same, and that never works.
Holy shit, I was going to try and read these into my electronic recording device and send them into the show but there’s no way I’ll be able to keep a straight face. No FUCKING way.
You guys are completely mental.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
You just have to not lose them. 😉
Actually so do I.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
That’s what I mean. Somehow we both lost that song and now I only have the version I cut from the show. Which I like better anyway because it has you guys laughing al over it.
I honestly have no idea where the original is. Unless you still have the original email I sent it in maybe? I don’t know if you keep all those emails in the SOS inbox or if you delete them but that’s the only thing I can think of.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
did you cut it out of the show already? Email me that. Yes, I made a HUGE mistake after we stopped the show and cleaned Gmail the wrong way… so it’s gone from there. It MAY be in my DVD backups somewhere, but I’ve not started digging for that. Best I concentrated on getting these 3 shows out. (well 1 split into two parts, and another).
We need to record.
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