Ken is a fucking Unic! Can you imagine? I’m not really defending the guy, but you try and smile all day and keep you hair flawlessly in place while Barbie runs around naked and flaunting her fake tits knowing there is not a damn thing you can do about it, yeah… just you TRY to keep it together like Ken did. One of these days that GI Joe is going to wind up dead, and after pissing everyone off it will be no surprise when they find him choked to death by a trendy sweater wrapped around his neck, and a tennis racket shoved up his ass. Yeah, keep rubbing Ken’s no penis having face in it plastic man, your day is coming.
Uh, sorry.