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  • #2555
    Bing
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    I ain’t no fayg (not that there’s anything wrong with that) but all us boob lovin manly men sometimes just need a guy we feel comfortable around and wanna hang with. AND SO!!!

    THE MAN CRUSH!

    List some, list all, be a dick and list none at all.

    (these must be current, so hanging out with Abe Lincoln is not viable)
    Daniel Tosh
    Jim Breuer
    Baba Booey

    there’s 3 to get the ball rolling, (or frozen in homophobia….whatever you buncha queers)

    Much love,
    Bing

    #27102
    Avatar photoLarkitect
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    matthew mcconaughey
    paul walker
    chris evans
    ryan reynolds

    what i find most disturbing is how quickly i typed this list. i didn’t have to think on it at all. i just knew.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #27096
    Avatar photorob
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    Guy Fieri
    Trent Reznor
    Zach Galifianakis

    #27094
    Avatar photoBucho
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    Chuck Yeager
    Lemmy Kilmister
    Laird Hamilton
    Bing

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #27099
    Bing
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    Fuckin A++++ on Chuck Yeager!!!

    Now that’s a real man. I hear he makes Chuck Norris cry like a BITCH

    #27097
    Avatar photorob
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    Chuck Yeager…wasn’t he in Ghostbusters?

    #27100
    Bing
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    that’s right he was Slimer’s stunt double

    (Don’t make me come kick your ass)

    #27098
    Avatar photorob
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    Oh, my bad. Dan Aykroyd said, “Hey, Dean Yeager!” Sorry about that. So, Chuck Yeager…what did he do, invent the slip and slide or something?

    Calm down, Bing, I know who the fuck Chuck Yeager is. Jesus, can’t a guy tell a joke around here? 😀

    #27095
    Avatar photoBucho
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    @Bing 44505 wrote:

    Fuckin A++++ on Chuck Yeager!!!

    Now that’s a real man. I hear he makes Chuck Norris cry like a BITCH

    Fuckin A right brother, I’ve read his autobiography about six times. That guy was a genuine legend long before he ever went out to Edwards, being a double ace and all. Not to mention his awesome medal winning escape from enemy territory where he helped that dude whose leg was all fucked up across the Pyrenees.

    Also, I found out there’s a new Lemmy doco out and about.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c59-nTHjGg

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #27093
    Avatar photoVersion3
    Keymaster

    I’d love to spend some time asking what the fuck you guys are smoking with some of these choices, but I guess you didn’t ask for my opinion, just my answers.

    Tom Hanks
    Tony Hawk
    Seth Green

    I do like seeing the McConaughey make the list, because I think the guy is a dopey actor, still kinda like him, but he just seems like a really fun dude to hang out with. I like Guy being on your list Rob, because he seems like such an every day guy… but that would probably always keep him off my list, because he is. -And I hang out with every day people… every day.

    I’d also obviously keep Al Yankovic on such a list at all times, but I’d prefer it when he were not being 100% the entertainer. There is enough real “him” in there at all times, but you can tell when he’s got the dial turned up. I’d rather walk around a Walmart with the guy and have normal conversations. That said, this is probably the #1 or #2 guy I’d ever like to have on a full episode of the show. Especially if we were doing one of those strange food bits.

    The other #1 or #2 guy would be Seth Green. I think not only would he fit right in, but I think he’d be a dangerously fantastic contributor. On second thought, if he were around, I’d be even one more notch down as the funniest on the show, losing bronze and getting… what’s 4th, rusty tin?

    #27101
    Bing
    Participant

    I’d love to spend some time asking what the fuck you guys are smoking with some of these choices, but I guess you didn’t ask for my opinion, just my answers.

    That’s my Captain

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