Top Five Movies of All Time…

[Bucho]

Pa-ul wrote:

Eeew. Full frontal. It wasn’t a zombie then?
That would be gross, green boobies with a tendency to fall off 😯

Yeah, she became a zombie then went out rampaging in the nick, it was hot as hell. I think they ended up cutting her arms and legs off but that bit may have been a construction of my feverish adolescent imagination.

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[El Rustirino]

There are a lot of boobies at my school. Like, a LOT – we’re talking high school girls who need to show off their “assets” for self-esteem. Too bad for them, but it’s pretty nice for me.

[Bing]

I swear boobies in high school when I was there weren’t all that special. But some of these teens are built like pornstar nowadays…..

so says grandpa bing

[Pa-ul]

Bucho wrote:

Pa-ul wrote:

Eeew. Full frontal. It wasn’t a zombie then?
That would be gross, green boobies with a tendency to fall off 😯

Yeah, she became a zombie then went out rampaging in the nick, it was hot as hell. I think they ended up cutting her arms and legs off but that bit may have been a construction of my feverish adolescent imagination.

Saves on rope/handcuffs/belts (delete where appropriate).

Kissing her using the tongue is out of the question though.

If you can push the oozing and smell to the back of your mind.

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If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

[Fletch]

1. Children Of Men

This movie is intense. Its hard to say more, but If you’ve seen it, you know what I’m talking about.

2. Seven Samurai

Blah Blah Blah… Modern cinematic masterpiece… Blah Blah Blah… A triumph of Acting and cinematography…
The problem with complementing this movie is that its been done to death. But honestly this movie perfects every Samurai
and Western cliche and tradition and delivers them perfectly. This movie is just simply amazing.

3. Sixstring Samurai

A lone kung-fu rockabilly loner sets out across the Nevada dessert to fight the Russian army and take Elvis’ place as the king of Lost Vegas
and the last empire of America. Along the way he fights Death himself and various guitar and katana holdin’ rockers and saves a little
boy from evil tribemen and a family of cannibals.

4. Kung-Fu Hustle

Stephen Chow busts out with a movie that is funny and utterly pointless, but in a funny way.
It doesn’t make sense, it doesn’t care, and thats just awesome.

5. Fletch

Because this movie defines the quick witted random response comedy that is in so many movies these days.
And because I think its freakin’ hillarious.

Honorary #6 mention:
Apocalypse Now

[Bing]

I could never get drugs good enough to allow me to enjoy Apocalypse Now……

….and this SixGun Samuri sounds like a good one…might have to find me a copy of that.

[El Rustirino]

i lik the pokemanz mobies but hers my top fiv

1 pokemanz numbrt oneara

disz movir haza lot ov crzy coamr wrk but the actin iz so gud u shud se it

2 pokemanz ultra surpa megazord

dis movie haz a lot ov god oacting and 3244rawork ushud cse it

3 braneys adventr in tubmland

dis moviy taut me abot ths numbrs and haw too spel word amd itz gud u shud se ti

4 th jimy nutritin movoie

dis moviet tart me abut good nutrutin or sometin um idnuo my frendz lyk it so watch it 2 be good and happy

5 my moviae taht i made

i usd my adaddyz camer to view my oun muvie taht i rote so chek it otu it zcool

and taths my toP 7 i hop u injoy! 😀 😀 😀 😀 ❓ 😳 😳 😳 😯 😯 😯 ➡ ➡ 💡 💡

[Bing]

Rusty….put the pipe down…

….easy…easy….

…just hand me the pipe….slowly…

….you in a safe place and want to give the pipe to me…..

….that’s good….

[Fletch]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_String_Samurai

[digitaltopia]

Fletch wrote:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_String_Samurai

Okay, now I’m going to have to watch this.

[Bing]

When a guy named Fletch recommends a movie, how bad could it be?

[Ivan]

I love me some Six String Samurai… Got a shitton of Red Elvises CDs

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