Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise in OBLIVION

[Bucho]

He’s never been Tom Cruise-ier. I say that as a good thing.

Some interesting production designs in this by the looks of it but some parts also look oddly cheap.

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[rob]

Your mom looks oddly cheap.

Naw, really, it looks kinda cool, but, you know, story? Don’t really understand why a janitor is suddenly thrust into an action movie.

Hey, Bucho? Sorry about the mom thing. I’ll be in my office.

[Bucho]

Your mom’s a janitor!

But seriously, isn’t he an army engineer or something? Otherwise why is he in charge of drones? And why is he in charge of that big-ass gun?

But seriously, your mom’s a janitor!

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[rob]

They might need to do a better job with the story, because I thought he was a janitor. Don’t care though, I’d probably give it a shot.

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