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January 3, 2007 at 9:16 am #1484
Frank
ParticipantHeard the latest? We’re all going to die. Yep, so says Pat Robertson. In his ‘yearly predictions,” he said that God (not a god but THE god) came to him in a prayer and told him that there was going to be another terrorist attack in the United States after September and that it would result in “mass killings.” To quote him here: “I’m not necessarily saying it’s going to be nuclear. The Lord didn’t say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that.” He then follows that up with “I put these things out with humility.”
I have had it with religious wackos. People killing other people in the name of a god, because they believe that their god wants them to do it. I’m tired of people saying that one group of people is more important than another group of people simply because they act differently or don’t believe in “their” god.
It gets even better than that! Have you seen the group of crazies out in Kansas? The ones who protest military funerals because they believe it’s god’s will that they die because of gay people? They also believe that god hates America because of the gay population. They honestly, truly believe this shit. But to protest military funerals like this should be criminal. I know I’m bashing free speech here and, as a journalist, it’s something that we covet dearly, but come on!!
Just to wrap up here, Pat, I’m calling you out, sir. If god has given you prior knowledge of when, where and how a terrorist attack is going to take place, then you should proceed to the nearest FBI office and start singing like a canary. If not and something does happen, then I think you should be brought up on charges. It’s that simple. For that matter, I’d like to think that if god does exist (I’m not saying he does or doesn’t … that’s not what I’m ranting about here) then he would know to communicate with someone of a little better moral standing.
Okay, I’m done. Sorry about that, but it really bothers the hell out of me when stuff like this gets out there.
January 3, 2007 at 10:10 am #17994Bucho
ParticipantAmen brother (no pun).
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January 3, 2007 at 1:30 pm #18002Bing
ParticipantI always figured God (what with him being God and all)…would be a better judge of character than someone who would pick PAT ROBERTSON to talk to!!
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Pat’s just hearing voices and some people want to believe him.
I hear voices too…they tell me to call switched on show…….I guess I gotta work my way up to Godly messages huh?
of course…being all knowing and whatnot…then I assume that God listens to switched on show
January 3, 2007 at 4:38 pm #18000Bing
ParticipantJanuary 3, 2007 at 7:34 pm #17995djohnson
ParticipantMy Deluxe Miracle Jesus action figure says that Pat Robertson is an uneducated homophobe.
He also says that that comes straight from his father and you ARE allowed to quote him on that.
Above is a picture of Jesus turning a jug of water into wine and providing loaves and fishes for the masses…
January 3, 2007 at 7:41 pm #17993Version3
Keymasterdjohnson wrote:My Deluxe Miracle Jesus action figure says that Pat Robertson is an uneducated homophobe.He also says that that comes straight from his father and you ARE allowed to quote him on that.
I’m Jesus Christ, and I approve of this message.
January 3, 2007 at 9:15 pm #18001Bing
Participant“My name is Legion…for we are many”
…and we agree with Jesus on this one
January 3, 2007 at 10:39 pm #17998Justin J-dude
ParticipantMMMMMM flame broiled satan. Is that the new burger at Burger King?
January 3, 2007 at 11:15 pm #18003Armez
ParticipantWhat we need to do is get the Jewish, Arabic and Christian Leaders togeather, and have them ammend the ten comandments to include:
“11. Thou shall keep thy religion to thyself”
Save the world A FUCK TON of grief…
January 4, 2007 at 1:24 am #17997Justin J-dude
ParticipantAw that would be nice. But unlikely. If only the ten comandments were like the bill of rights.
But Im sure that end up bitting us in the ass in end.January 4, 2007 at 3:19 am #17992Version3
KeymasterI love that scene in “History of The World Part I” where Moses has 15 (drops one and it breaks) 10 commandments, for all to see. hahaha!
January 4, 2007 at 1:27 pm #17999Bing
ParticipantI think that tablet that broke has the rules Armez was referring to…
…WAIT!!!!
….could this mean Armez is a prophet!!!!!!!?????????
January 4, 2007 at 9:59 pm #17996Justin J-dude
ParticipantMaybe you never know.
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