Time for another SOS’er survey with a TWIST

[Bing]

Alright all you vagrants and whatnots….Belly up to the plate and get ready.

(on a completely unrelated note we are all still waiting on Captain Bryan’s response to “who the hell cares about captain bryan….yes BC this means YOU)

The following survey is for all you vagrants. Your participation is appreciated. The goal of this survey is for us forum whores to have some input on the next show. Our hosts have not been pre-warned about this nor have they given their permission for such a survey to be held (to say nothing of their willingness or unwillingness to abide by the wishes of said forum whores in the event anyone actually participates).

Everyone understand?….
….I didn’t think so.

**In the event of sudden pressure loss, forum members are advised to push and shove extra hard to get themselves to safety, small children should be thrown to the nearest exit and elderly people can be used as battering rams if the emergency exits become clogged…thank you and enjoy the presentation**

==– Nomination for topics of GENERAL discussion on the Switched on Show –==
(please choose one)

5 – Bryan’s first experience with a Volkswagon
4 – Jerry’s first experience with a Dung Beetle
3 – Rob’s first experience with a real life Boobie
2 – Bucho’s navel lint consistency and flavor
1 – Why Rusty and Armez will one day rule the world.

==– Nomination for topics of SPECIFIC DETAILED discussion on the Switched on Show –==

5 – Rob’s first experience with a real life Boobie
4 – Physical injuries and net force and acceleration analysis of Jerry’s bicycle injuries and/or crashes.
3 – How many oreos can Bryan fit into his mouth at once (empirical evidence must be gathered).
2 – Detailed olfactory deconstruction of Jerry’s left sock by a blindfolded Rob Michaels (again, empirical evidence must be gathered).
1 – A segment lasting no longer than 10 minutes and no less than 5 minutes in which Jerry plays the part of Rob who plays the part of Bryan who plays the part of Jerry.

==– Nomination of a GAME to be played on the Switched on Show –==
(length to be determined by the SOS’ers themselves)

3 – One of the guys has to wear headphones playing music loud enough to cover the sound of the other two talking. Then the “deaf” member wearing the music headphones must try to not only READ the lips and BODY language of the other two but also PARTICIPATE in the conversation as best as they can. (The SOS’ers will decide themselves which one of them is to be the “deaf” one)

2 – A music game in which only curse words and descriptions of bodily functions can be used as lyrics.

1 – Another session of prank calls using the topics: allergic reaction to spermicide, proper toothbrushing techniques for turtles, and tech support on Soviet designed calculators.

==– Nomination of a SPECIAL SOS’er event –==

3 – Free Best of CD giveaway (shipping, CD cost, and labor for copying and stamp licking not included)
2 – Pre-recorded interview of the SOS’ers to be posted on the forums (see below)
1 – Theme music for a forum member by Jerry Markham (fees to be paid by winner)

Terms of the recorded interview will be determined by the SOS’ers and subject to change as they see fit

==– What would YOU like to most hear on a Switched On Show –==

**insert answer**

Mighty Damn Important Disclaimer
(All of the above is a work of fiction, should the SOS’ers agree to any of the answers put forth then great…if they don’t…well it’s THEIR show!)

Much love and non-gayness

-bing

[djohnson]

Bing wrote:

==– Nomination for topics of GENERAL discussion on the Switched on Show –==
(please choose one)

5 – Bryan’s first experience with a Volkswagon
4 – Jerry’s first experience with a Dung Beetle
3 – Rob’s first experience with a real life Boobie
Because if’n I can’t look at or touch boobies I wanna at least HEAR about them!
2 – Bucho’s navel lint consistency and flavor
1 – Why Rusty and Armez will one day rule the world.

==– Nomination for topics of SPECIFIC DETAILED discussion on the Switched on Show –==

5 – Rob’s first experience with a real life Boobie
(See above)
4 – Physical injuries and net force and acceleration analysis of Jerry’s bicycle injuries and/or crashes.
3 – How many oreos can Bryan fit into his mouth at once (empirical evidence must be gathered).
2 – Detailed olfactory deconstruction of Jerry’s left sock by a blindfolded Rob Michaels (again, empirical evidence must be gathered).
1 – A segment lasting no longer than 10 minutes and no less than 5 minutes in which Jerry plays the part of Rob who plays the part of Bryan who plays the part of Jerry.

==– Nomination of a GAME to be played on the Switched on Show –==
(length to be determined by the SOS’ers themselves)

3 – One of the guys has to wear headphones playing music loud enough to cover the sound of the other two talking. Then the “deaf” member wearing the music headphones must try to not only READ the lips and BODY language of the other two but also PARTICIPATE in the conversation as best as they can. (The SOS’ers will decide themselves which one of them is to be the “deaf” one)
This one sounds like LOADS of fun!

2 – A music game in which only curse words and descriptions of bodily functions can be used as lyrics.

1 – Another session of prank calls using the topics: allergic reaction to spermicide, proper toothbrushing techniques for turtles, and tech support on Soviet designed calculators.

==– Nomination of a SPECIAL SOS’er event –==

3 – Free Best of CD giveaway (shipping, CD cost, and labor for copying and stamp licking not included)
2 – Pre-recorded interview of the SOS’ers to be posted on the forums (see below)
1 – Theme music for a forum member by Jerry Markham (fees to be paid by winner)
I SOOOO want to bel like Newman!

[BSherrod]

==– Nomination for topics of GENERAL discussion on the Switched on Show –==
(please choose one)

5 – Bryan’s first experience with a Volkswagon
4 – Jerry’s first experience with a Dung Beetle
3 – Rob’s first experience with a real life Boobie
2 – Bucho’s navel lint consistency and flavor
1 – Why Rusty and Armez will one day rule the world.

==– Nomination for topics of SPECIFIC DETAILED discussion on the Switched on Show –==

5 – Rob’s first experience with a real life Boobie
4 – Physical injuries and net force and acceleration analysis of Jerry’s bicycle injuries and/or crashes.
3 – How many oreos can Bryan fit into his mouth at once (empirical evidence must be gathered).
2 – Detailed olfactory deconstruction of Jerry’s left sock by a blindfolded Rob Michaels (again, empirical evidence must be gathered).
1 – A segment lasting no longer than 10 minutes and no less than 5 minutes in which Jerry plays the part of Rob who plays the part of Bryan who plays the part of Jerry.

==– Nomination of a GAME to be played on the Switched on Show –==
(length to be determined by the SOS’ers themselves)

3 – One of the guys has to wear headphones playing music loud enough to cover the sound of the other two talking. Then the “deaf” member wearing the music headphones must try to not only READ the lips and BODY language of the other two but also PARTICIPATE in the conversation as best as they can. (The SOS’ers will decide themselves which one of them is to be the “deaf” one)

2 – A music game in which only curse words and descriptions of bodily functions can be used as lyrics.

1 – Another session of prank calls using the topics: allergic reaction to spermicide, proper toothbrushing techniques for turtles, and tech support on Soviet designed calculators.

==– Nomination of a SPECIAL SOS’er event –==

3 – Free Best of CD giveaway (shipping, CD cost, and labor for copying and stamp licking not included)
2 – Pre-recorded interview of the SOS’ers to be posted on the forums (see below)
1 – Theme music for a forum member by Jerry Markham (fees to be paid by winner)

Terms of the recorded interview will be determined by the SOS’ers and subject to change as they see fit

==– What would YOU like to most hear on a Switched On Show –==

**insert answer**

[Newman]

==– Nomination for topics of GENERAL discussion on the Switched on Show –==
(please choose one)

5 – Bryan’s first experience with a Volkswagon
4 – Jerry’s first experience with a Dung Beetle
3 – Rob’s first experience with a real life Boobie
2 – Bucho’s navel lint consistency and flavor
1 – Why Rusty and Armez will one day rule the world.

==– Nomination for topics of SPECIFIC DETAILED discussion on the Switched on Show –==

5 – Rob’s first experience with a real life Boobie
4 – Physical injuries and net force and acceleration analysis of Jerry’s bicycle injuries and/or crashes.
3 – How many oreos can Bryan fit into his mouth at once (empirical evidence must be gathered).
2 – Detailed olfactory deconstruction of Jerry’s left sock by a blindfolded Rob Michaels (again, empirical evidence must be gathered).
1 – A segment lasting no longer than 10 minutes and no less than 5 minutes in which Jerry plays the part of Rob who plays the part of Bryan who plays the part of Jerry.

==– Nomination of a GAME to be played on the Switched on Show –==
(length to be determined by the SOS’ers themselves)

3 – One of the guys has to wear headphones playing music loud enough to cover the sound of the other two talking. Then the “deaf” member wearing the music headphones must try to not only READ the lips and BODY language of the other two but also PARTICIPATE in the conversation as best as they can. (The SOS’ers will decide themselves which one of them is to be the “deaf” one)
2 – A music game in which only curse words and descriptions of bodily functions can be used as lyrics.
1 – Another session of prank calls using the topics: allergic reaction to spermicide, proper toothbrushing techniques for turtles, and tech support on Soviet designed calculators.

==– Nomination of a SPECIAL SOS’er event –==

3 – Free Best of CD giveaway (shipping, CD cost, and labor for copying and stamp licking not included)
2 – Pre-recorded interview of the SOS’ers to be posted on the forums (see below)
1 – Theme music for a forum member by Jerry Markham (fees to be paid by winner)

Terms of the recorded interview will be determined by the SOS’ers and subject to change as they see fit

==– What would YOU like to most hear on a Switched On Show –==

Not hear, but see. A vidcast…mmm ya thats right.

[Bucho]

Bing wrote:

==– Nomination for topics of GENERAL discussion on the Switched on Show –==
(please choose one)

5 – Bryan’s first experience with a Volkswagon
4 – Jerry’s first experience with a Dung Beetle
3 – Rob’s first experience with a real life Boobie
2 – Bucho’s navel lint consistency and flavor
1 – Why Rusty and Armez will one day rule the world.

==– Nomination for topics of SPECIFIC DETAILED discussion on the Switched on Show –==

5 – Rob’s first experience with a real life Boobie
4 – Physical injuries and net force and acceleration analysis of Jerry’s bicycle injuries and/or crashes.
3 – How many oreos can Bryan fit into his mouth at once (empirical evidence must be gathered).
2 – Detailed olfactory deconstruction of Jerry’s left sock by a blindfolded Rob Michaels (again, empirical evidence must be gathered).
1 – A segment lasting no longer than 10 minutes and no less than 5 minutes in which Jerry plays the part of Rob who plays the part of Bryan who plays the part of Jerry.

==– Nomination of a GAME to be played on the Switched on Show –==
(length to be determined by the SOS’ers themselves)

3 – One of the guys has to wear headphones playing music loud enough to cover the sound of the other two talking. Then the “deaf” member wearing the music headphones must try to not only READ the lips and BODY language of the other two but also PARTICIPATE in the conversation as best as they can. (The SOS’ers will decide themselves which one of them is to be the “deaf” one) Then they switch to the next dude (on the left).

2 – A music game in which only curse words and descriptions of bodily functions can be used as lyrics.

1 – Another session of prank calls using the topics: allergic reaction to spermicide, proper toothbrushing techniques for turtles, and tech support on Soviet designed calculators.

==– Nomination of a SPECIAL SOS’er event –==

3 – Free Best of CD giveaway (shipping, CD cost, and labor for copying and stamp licking not included)
2 – Pre-recorded interview of the SOS’ers to be posted on the forums (see below)
1 – Theme music for a forum member by Jerry Markham (fees to be paid by winner)

Terms of the recorded interview will be determined by the SOS’ers and subject to change as they see fit

==– What would YOU like to most hear on a Switched On Show –==

The triumphant return of Reflections so the awesomeness of some movies can be relived through the SOS filter.

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[Octavious]

Bing wrote:

==– Nomination for topics of GENERAL discussion on the Switched on Show –==
(please choose one)

5 – Bryan’s first experience with a Volkswagen

==– Nomination for topics of SPECIFIC DETAILED discussion on the Switched on Show –==

5 – Rob’s first experience with a real life Boobie

==– Nomination of a GAME to be played on the Switched on Show –==
(length to be determined by the SOS’ers themselves)

2 – A music game in which only curse words and descriptions of bodily functions can be used as lyrics.

==– Nomination of a SPECIAL SOS’er event –==

1 – Theme music for a forum member by Jerry Markham (fees to be paid by winner)

==– What would YOU like to most hear on a Switched On Show –==

The Funny

-bing

[Frank]

Bing wrote:

==– Nomination for topics of GENERAL discussion on the Switched on Show –==
(please choose one)

5 – Bryan’s first experience with a Volkswagon
4 – Jerry’s first experience with a Dung Beetle <—- my vote
3 – Rob’s first experience with a real life Boobie
2 – Bucho’s navel lint consistency and flavor
1 – Why Rusty and Armez will one day rule the world.

==– Nomination for topics of SPECIFIC DETAILED discussion on the Switched on Show –==

5 – Rob’s first experience with a real life Boobie<—- without a doubt, my vote
4 – Physical injuries and net force and acceleration analysis of Jerry’s bicycle injuries and/or crashes.
3 – How many oreos can Bryan fit into his mouth at once (empirical evidence must be gathered).
2 – Detailed olfactory deconstruction of Jerry’s left sock by a blindfolded Rob Michaels (again, empirical evidence must be gathered).
1 – A segment lasting no longer than 10 minutes and no less than 5 minutes in which Jerry plays the part of Rob who plays the part of Bryan who plays the part of Jerry.

==– Nomination of a GAME to be played on the Switched on Show –==
(length to be determined by the SOS’ers themselves)

3 – One of the guys has to wear headphones playing music loud enough to cover the sound of the other two talking. Then the “deaf” member wearing the music headphones must try to not only READ the lips and BODY language of the other two but also PARTICIPATE in the conversation as best as they can. (The SOS’ers will decide themselves which one of them is to be the “deaf” one)This one sounds like fun.

2 – A music game in which only curse words and descriptions of bodily functions can be used as lyrics.

1 – Another session of prank calls using the topics: allergic reaction to spermicide, proper toothbrushing techniques for turtles, and tech support on Soviet designed calculators.

==– Nomination of a SPECIAL SOS’er event –==

3 – Free Best of CD giveaway (shipping, CD cost, and labor for copying and stamp licking not included)I’m always down with free stuff
2 – Pre-recorded interview of the SOS’ers to be posted on the forums (see below)
1 – Theme music for a forum member by Jerry Markham (fees to be paid by winner)

Terms of the recorded interview will be determined by the SOS’ers and subject to change as they see fit

==– What would YOU like to most hear on a Switched On Show –==

**insert answer**
Like a 20 minute session of just the guys laughing. That cracks me up every time I hear it.

[salad]

==– Nomination for topics of GENERAL discussion on the Switched on Show –==
(please choose one)

1 – Why Rusty and Armez will one day rule the world.

==– Nomination for topics of SPECIFIC DETAILED discussion on the Switched on Show –==

5 – Rob’s first experience with a real life Boobie

==– Nomination of a GAME to be played on the Switched on Show –==
(length to be determined by the SOS’ers themselves)

1 – Another session of prank calls using the topics: allergic reaction to spermicide, proper toothbrushing techniques for turtles, and tech support on Soviet designed calculators.

==– Nomination of a SPECIAL SOS’er event –==

3 – Free Best of CD giveaway (shipping, CD cost, and labor for copying and stamp licking not included)

Terms of the recorded interview will be determined by the SOS’ers and subject to change as they see fit

==– What would YOU like to most hear on a Switched On Show –==

More talk about hicks… (one can NEVA’ have enough)
Talk about how Crocs are the devil’s shoes, how there are entire families who wear them at the same time, how making your kids wear Crocs should be considered child abuse, etc. etc.
Talk about how the switched:on show has a listener from Puerto Rico (or some other strange place half the people in the world don’t know about)… (cuz’ I’m awesome and they should talk about me… and that’s how I roll) who would have thunk it… ()

[Bucho]

Frank wrote:

Like a 20 minute session of just the guys laughing. That cracks me up every time I hear it.

Good call dude.

Orlando wrote:

Talk about how the switched:on show has a listener from Puerto Rico (or some other strange place half the people in the world don’t know about)… (cuz’ I’m awesome and they should talk about me… and that’s how I roll) who would have thunk it… ()

You should get skype hooked up and be a guest on the show man, that would be awesome.

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[salad]

Bucho wrote:

Orlando wrote:

Talk about how the switched:on show has a listener from Puerto Rico (or some other strange place half the people in the world don’t know about)… (cuz’ I’m awesome and they should talk about me… and that’s how I roll) who would have thunk it… ()

You should get skype hooked up and be a guest on the show man, that would be awesome.

yea… I’ve been thinking about it for a looooong time… but I dunno…. I mean… look how long it took me to get into the friggin forums… and for some reason I feel weird using programs like Skype and Ventrilo and TeamSpeak and such… but I’ll consider it…

[YouFollowMe]

Bing wrote:

==– Nomination for topics of GENERAL discussion on the Switched on Show –==
(please choose one)

5 – Bryan’s first experience with a Volkswagon
4 – Jerry’s first experience with a Dung Beetle
3 – Rob’s first experience with a real life Boobie
2 – Bucho’s navel lint consistency and flavor
1 – Why Rusty and Armez will one day rule the world.

==– Nomination for topics of SPECIFIC DETAILED discussion on the Switched on Show –==

5 – Rob’s first experience with a real life Boobie
4 – Physical injuries and net force and acceleration analysis of Jerry’s bicycle injuries and/or crashes.
3 – How many oreos can Bryan fit into his mouth at once (empirical evidence must be gathered).
2 – Detailed olfactory deconstruction of Jerry’s left sock by a blindfolded Rob Michaels (again, empirical evidence must be gathered).
1 – A segment lasting no longer than 10 minutes and no less than 5 minutes in which Jerry plays the part of Rob who plays the part of Bryan who plays the part of Jerry.

==– Nomination of a GAME to be played on the Switched on Show –==
(length to be determined by the SOS’ers themselves)

3 – One of the guys has to wear headphones playing music loud enough to cover the sound of the other two talking. Then the “deaf” member wearing the music headphones must try to not only READ the lips and BODY language of the other two but also PARTICIPATE in the conversation as best as they can. (The SOS’ers will decide themselves which one of them is to be the “deaf” one)

2 – A music game in which only curse words and descriptions of bodily functions can be used as lyrics.

1 – Another session of prank calls using the topics: allergic reaction to spermicide, proper toothbrushing techniques for turtles, and tech support on Soviet designed calculators.

==– Nomination of a SPECIAL SOS’er event –==

3 – Free Best of CD giveaway (shipping, CD cost, and labor for copying and stamp licking not included)
2 – Pre-recorded interview of the SOS’ers to be posted on the forums (see below)
1 – Theme music for a forum member by Jerry Markham (fees to be paid by winner)

Terms of the recorded interview will be determined by the SOS’ers and subject to change as they see fit

==– What would YOU like to most hear on a Switched On Show –==

**insert answer**

I think a prank call as Paw Paw would be hilarious.

Mighty Damn Important Disclaimer
(All of the above is a work of fiction, should the SOS’ers agree to any of the answers put forth then great…if they don’t…well it’s THEIR show!)

Much love and non-gayness

-bing

[Armez]

Bing wrote:

Alright all you vagrants and whatnots….Belly up to the plate and get ready.

(on a completely unrelated note we are all still waiting on Captain Bryan’s response to “who the hell cares about captain bryan….yes BC this means YOU)

The following survey is for all you vagrants. Your participation is appreciated. The goal of this survey is for us forum whores to have some input on the next show. Our hosts have not been pre-warned about this nor have they given their permission for such a survey to be held (to say nothing of their willingness or unwillingness to abide by the wishes of said forum whores in the event anyone actually participates).

Everyone understand?….
….I didn’t think so.

**In the event of sudden pressure loss, forum members are advised to push and shove extra hard to get themselves to safety, small children should be thrown to the nearest exit and elderly people can be used as battering rams if the emergency exits become clogged…thank you and enjoy the presentation**

==– Nomination for topics of GENERAL discussion on the Switched on Show –==
(please choose one)

5 – Bryan’s first experience with a Volkswagon
4 – Jerry’s first experience with a Dung Beetle
3 – Rob’s first experience with a real life Boobie
2 – Bucho’s navel lint consistency and flavor
1 – Why Rusty and Armez will one day rule the world.

==– Nomination for topics of SPECIFIC DETAILED discussion on the Switched on Show –==

5 – Rob’s first experience with a real life Boobie
4 – Physical injuries and net force and acceleration analysis of Jerry’s bicycle injuries and/or crashes.
3 – How many oreos can Bryan fit into his mouth at once (empirical evidence must be gathered).
2 – Detailed olfactory deconstruction of Jerry’s left sock by a blindfolded Rob Michaels (again, empirical evidence must be gathered).
1 – A segment lasting no longer than 10 minutes and no less than 5 minutes in which Jerry plays the part of Rob who plays the part of Bryan who plays the part of Jerry.

==– Nomination of a GAME to be played on the Switched on Show –==
(length to be determined by the SOS’ers themselves)

3 – One of the guys has to wear headphones playing music loud enough to cover the sound of the other two talking. Then the “deaf” member wearing the music headphones must try to not only READ the lips and BODY language of the other two but also PARTICIPATE in the conversation as best as they can. (The SOS’ers will decide themselves which one of them is to be the “deaf” one)

2 – A music game in which only curse words and descriptions of bodily functions can be used as lyrics.

1 – Another session of prank calls using the topics: allergic reaction to spermicide, proper toothbrushing techniques for turtles, and tech support on Soviet designed calculators.

==– Nomination of a SPECIAL SOS’er event –==

3 – Free Best of CD giveaway (shipping, CD cost, and labor for copying and stamp licking not included)
2 – Pre-recorded interview of the SOS’ers to be posted on the forums (see below)
1 – Theme music for a forum member by Jerry Markham (fees to be paid by winner)

Terms of the recorded interview will be determined by the SOS’ers and subject to change as they see fit

==– What would YOU like to most hear on a Switched On Show –==

~~They talk about random shit like always. Specificly, Why It whould kick ass if Kinky Friedman was Governer~~

Mighty Damn Important Disclaimer
(All of the above is a work of fiction, should the SOS’ers agree to any of the answers put forth then great…if they don’t…well it’s THEIR show!)

Much love and non-gayness

-bing

[Bing]

now we just need a SOS’ers opinion on all this

[rob]

Show 118 for our views!

[Bing]

eleventy eight it is

And that’ll be released when?????????

hahahaha….

…sorry

[Author]

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