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[Frank]

http://www.heraldonline.com/109/story/295648.html

Yep, it does happen in real life and, apparently. happens near the paper were I work. *Sigh* Bryan, if a job opens up for a graphics/PR ANYTHING where you work, please let me know. This is the hellhole in which I live!

Hell, I’m just glad the cops didn’t decide to come raid my stash. Granted, I have nothing illegal, but when you live in the buckle of the Bible Belt, anything can be considered “indecent.”

[Pa-ul]

So…

I guess you need a new dealer then Frank. 😀

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If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

[Frank]

Pa-ul wrote:

So…

I guess you need a new dealer then Frank. 😀

First off, my collection (and yes, it is massive) is of legal “consensual” sex between two adults. If anything, they should have been buying from me.

We do you up right here at Frank’s Waffles and Porn Pagoda.

[Version3]

Frank wrote:

First off, my collection (and yes, it is massive) is of legal “consensual” sex between two adults.

I think you meant to say two (or more) adults.

😀

[Frank]

At least … some times fewer than two, but always wild and crazy!

That’s Frank’s Waffles and Porn Pagoda, in the Little Pervert section of town (across from Little Italy and Little Mexico).

[Pa-ul]

Frank wrote:

That’s Frank’s Waffles and Porn Pagoda, in the Little Pervert section of town (across from Little Italy and Little Mexico).

Also known as Nirvana, to the more select porn connoisseur. 😀

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If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

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