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People who don’t return shopping carts to their designated cart returns but instead expend more energy by putting them up on the curb or worse…putting them in the spot that you’d really like to park in. Or inside a custom-fitted dent on your fender.
@thx_1227 46593 wrote:
People who don’t return shopping carts to their designated cart returns but instead expend more energy by putting them up on the curb or worse…putting them in the spot that you’d really like to park in. Or inside a custom-fitted dent on your fender.
i’m right there with you save for one instance: when it’s a particularly windy day and there’s a cart making a suicide run for a Mercedes – obviously double-parked – all alone at the (mostly empty) lot.
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@Larkitect 46595 wrote:
i’m right there with you save for one instance: when it’s a particularly windy day and there’s a cart making a suicide run for a Mercedes – obviously double-parked – all alone at the (mostly empty) lot.
And of course you know exactly where the car is, because you’re urinating on its hub caps while watching the cart hurtle forwards.
@digitaltopia 46596 wrote:
And of course you know exactly where the car is, because you’re urinating on its hub caps while watching the cart hurtle forwards.
and just to be clear it’s the douche move of the double park wherein lies my disdain.
you have a nice car? fine. you don’t want any dings on it? fine. just don’t drive it to a grocery store parking lot.
you park normal and i’ll be careful (do unto others and all that). but you park like a diva and all bets are off my friend and suddenly i’m remembering a story from Jerry involving eggs and a walmart parking lot. savvy?
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@Larkitect 46598 wrote:
and just to be clear it’s the douche move of the double park wherein lies my disdain.
you have a nice car? fine. you don’t want any dings on it? fine. just don’t drive it to a grocery store parking lot.
you park normal and i’ll be careful (do unto others and all that). but you park like a diva and all bets are off my friend and suddenly i’m remembering a story from Jerry involving eggs and a walmart parking lot. savvy?
And urinating on the hub caps. Don’t forget urinating on the hub caps.
I agree it’s stupid when people take up two parking spaces like that. I don’t like to be squeezed in tight with other cars if I can avoid it, so I just park farther away. It’s really a pretty simple solution.
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