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Works like a dream now Bryan. Quick too.
As quick as a change tray of bald helpers at a bowling alley.
BALD HELPERS!!! The best kind of helpers.
Like that Newman, he’s the best of the best kind of helper. You don’t happen to be bald do you Newman? I know you might have said so in the past but I don’t remember, I’m as stoned as a two-faced pantless frog in a bear factory.
THAT’S WHERE THEY MAKE BEARS!!!
They don’t put the fur on right away though, they leave that until last. Before that they’re smooth. As smooth as a angry speckled wookie covered in organs.
COVERED IN ORGANS!!!
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
Oh shit yes, ol’ Bucho’s as happy as a box of distilled 8 year olds in a track full of pelican backs.
WHAT THE HELL IS A TRACK FULL OF PELICAN BACKS?!?
I don’t know but it sounds tasty. And silly. As silly as a sugar coated cleptomaniac on acid.
SUGAR COATED?!? That’s sticky.
How sticky?
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
Works great now, as if it was ‘as tall as ten fluffy cyclists on Golden Pond’
or possibly ‘as maniacal as a worm at a topless bar’
I think it might be but I don’t know for sure because pelicans are so temperamental. How temperamental? Why, as tempermental as a legion of angry tri-nippled fat chicks with a skin condition.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
Yeah, I should add a button that polls the generator and pastes the results in a new post. I’d love to do it, but I’m quite literally as lazy as a stack of foreign civil engineers on crack.
No need man, this thing works just nice as it is where it can spit out the nonsense and we can build a context around it. I’m real happy with it, as happy as a drawer full of shrunken pyromaniacs in a jar full of toothpicks. Point of fact, I’d be using it even more if I didn’t keep falling on the ground on account of my chair being as slick as a mechanical dreamy murderer at a monster truck rally.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
Another of these little project ideas that has come on the show, is now yours to enjoy or confuse others. The Switched ON Show Phrase generator was created to give you something to say in every situation. Just hit generate, and you’ll be able to compare the beauty of a woman in public to something anyone can relate to: “Did you see her? She’s as hot as a gynecologist with down syndrome!” You’ll amaze your friends and they’ll be as envious as a gallon of accountants at a Six Flags theme park or as confused as an army of bionic wookies at an adult film shoot; either way you are likely to be given the key to the city, be the benefactor of a virgin sacrifice, and be elected the king of words.
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Another of these little project ideas that has come on the show, is now yours to enjoy or confuse others. The Switched ON Show Phrase generator was created to give you something to say in every situation. Just hit generate, and you’ll be able to compare the beauty of a woman in public to something anyone can relate to: “Did you see her? She’s as hot as a gynecologist with down syndrome!” You’ll amaze your friends and they’ll be as envious as a gallon of accountants at a Six Flags theme park or as confused as an army of bionic wookies at an adult film shoot; either way you are likely to be given the key to the city, be the benefactor of a virgin sacrifice, and be elected the king of words.
this is an automatically generated larkitect thread harassment.
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
this is an automatically generated larkitect thread harassment.
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
You do understand that these are a product of posting articles on the front page, yes? I’ve set it up to work more like how MacRumors.com operates. vBulletin makes for a much better comment engine.
i do now good sir. haven’t seen the main page in ages. i like it.
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
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