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  • June 5, 2006 at 11:57 pm #1753
    Bing
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    Nurse! Nurse! Jerry needs mouth to mouth!!

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    Rob helped pick her out….and then started faking a groin injury.

    Oh…your insurance probably won’t cover the “happy endings” on the sponge baths.

    June 6, 2006 at 1:59 am #20841
    digitaltopia
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    I’ve never really understood the nurse fetish myself.

    June 6, 2006 at 3:22 am #20837
    Avatar photorob
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    I don’t care. A hot chick is a hot chick. She could be a mortician for all I care.

    She’s hot.

    June 6, 2006 at 4:01 am #20846
    Avatar photoJor-El
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    The Kryptonite has been lifted.

    I like titties.

    June 6, 2006 at 4:07 am #20850
    soltoy
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    rob wrote:
    I don’t care. A hot chick is a hot chick. She could be a mortician for all I care.

    She’s hot.

    wanna heear a crazy story…

    I nailed a chick in a casket once. She kreaked a lot…or maybe it was the casket…or maybe it was her brittle bones.

    June 6, 2006 at 4:22 am #20836
    Avatar photorob
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    Wow. Your post is very ambiguous.

    June 6, 2006 at 6:21 am #20840
    digitaltopia
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    Jor-El wrote:
    The Kryptonite has been lifted.

    Keep it in your pants buddy.

    June 6, 2006 at 12:00 pm #20845
    Avatar photoJor-El
    Participant

    Thanks for the brilliant nurse Bing.

    I like titties.

    June 6, 2006 at 2:34 pm #20833
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    Keymaster
    soltoy wrote:
    rob wrote:
    I don’t care. A hot chick is a hot chick. She could be a mortician for all I care.

    She’s hot.

    wanna heear a crazy story…

    I nailed a chick in a casket once. She kreaked a lot…or maybe it was the casket…or maybe it was her brittle bones.

    hahahahahaaa ewh! 😯

    June 6, 2006 at 6:14 pm #20849
    JPSylvrWolfe
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    My soul hurts now

    June 6, 2006 at 9:30 pm #20851
    stealth1290
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    I once had sex with a dead person, does that make me some kind of necrophiliac?

    wait… don’t answer that
    forget i said anything carry on

    June 6, 2006 at 10:09 pm #20839
    digitaltopia
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    If she were an Asian nurse, she could give you some chicken noodle poop.

    June 7, 2006 at 12:42 am #20848
    Bing
    Participant

    ……..I guess the only way you can get well Jerry is to go and have relations with a corpse,

    …Might I recommend

    3 – Marilyn Monroe
    c’mon why not?

    2 – Aayla Secura
    everybody loves blue boobies

    1 – Trinity
    Do it in bullet-time and it’ll last longer

    ….again, your insurance will only cover sex with a pulse.

    (Bryan wanted me to ask..If you are somehow overcome by this terrible affliction and pass beyond this mortal coil…..can he have your keyboard?)

    June 9, 2006 at 10:46 am #20847
    Bing
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    Well I thought it was funny

    June 9, 2006 at 1:20 pm #20834
    Avatar photoBucho
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    The sex in bullet time idea is awesome

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

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