The Morbid Reverse Celebrity Death Swap Game …

[Frank]

Okay, here are the rules: You get to bring one celebrity that has died in the past year back to life. However, you have to put a current, living celebrity in their place in the hereafter. Who gets to live again and who dies because of it?

Let the games begin … annndddd goooooo.

[Ivan]

I’m torn between bringing back Syd Barrett or the dude who played Grandpa Munster…

OK, Syd for Paris Hilton and Grandpa Munster for Tom Cruise. But Syd Barrett is not loony and is able to produce music, and Grandpa Munster lives in the White House and sneaks up on Cheney.

This is how the game works, right?

[Bucho]

Jack Pallance comes back and takes over the Oprah Winfrey Show.

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[Bing]

Bucho wrote:

Jack Pallance comes back and takes over the Oprah Winfrey Show.

Good pick!

…and since that takes care of Oprah

Why don’t we trade in Clay Aiken for Sinatra?

[Frank]

Bing wrote:

Bucho wrote:

Jack Pallance comes back and takes over the Oprah Winfrey Show.

Good pick!

…and since that takes care of Oprah

Why don’t we trade in Clay Aiken for Sinatra?

Sinatra’s been dead for more than a year. They have to have died within the past year.

[Frank]

I know it’s a little past the allotted time, but what the hell.

I’d bring back Mitch Hedberg and send off Bill O’Reilly. That guy’s really fucking annoying.

[Bing]

We see what Frank says about that. Sinatra not you, you time-sensitive whole.

I’m taking my ball and going home!

[Octavious]

Frank wrote:

I know it’s a little past the allotted time, but what the hell.

I’d bring back Mitch Hedberg and send off Bill O’Reilly. That guy’s really fucking annoying.

Don’t forget Bill Hicks and send Oprah or any of the cunts on the View.

[Ivan]

Frank wrote:

I know it’s a little past the allotted time, but what the hell.

I’d bring back Mitch Hedberg and send off Bill O’Reilly. That guy’s really fucking annoying.

While I agree with you, didn’t Mitch Hedberg die in early 2005? Anyways, he was one of the best standups of all time.

[Frank]

Ivan wrote:

Frank wrote:

I know it’s a little past the allotted time, but what the hell.

I’d bring back Mitch Hedberg and send off Bill O’Reilly. That guy’s really fucking annoying.

While I agree with you, didn’t Mitch Hedberg die in early 2005? Anyways, he was one of the best standups of all time.

He did, that’s why I said:

Frank wrote:

I know it’s a little past the allotted time, but what the hell.

I made the game, I can change the rules 🙂 And true, you can’t forget about Bill Hicks. “Pick up the gun …”

[Bing]

Yeah HE can change the rules, but don’t put Sinatra on your list. Frank’ll have a damn cow..

…maybe he was offended about what I said about Clay Aiken?

you never really struck me as the Clay Aiken type Frank…….

ahahahahahahahahahaha

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