the lark’s inappropriate thoughts thread

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  • #2475
    Avatar photoLarkitect
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    i don’t know why but i just wanted to make a thread about inappropriate thoughts.

    like the other week the wife and i were at a mexican restaurant that we frequent. every friday night they have karaoke. well we were in there one friday night and this group of 3 girls (none of them could have been older than 12) got up to sing and i couldn’t stop thinking about how funny it would be if they started doing “closer” by nine inch nails.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #26415
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    Keymaster

    It would make a hilarious video. Especially if they dance and move kinda creepy provocative, and do ridiculously huge pelvic thrusts during the chorus.

    #26419
    Avatar photoBucho
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    I like to look at normal photos of respectable groups of two to seven people and imagine that one of them was in the middle of secretly peeing their pants at the moment the shutter clicked.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #26430
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    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #26428
    Bing
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    I look at these young girls with the huge bazambaas and think how nasty they will look all saggy and shit when they get older.

    #26420
    Avatar photoBucho
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    Same here. That’s why I look at it as a favour when I end them after I’m finished with them. The fact they will never have to suffer oldness is the greatest gift I can imagine giving an attractive woman.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #26431
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    that’s why i like you bucho. you’re the proverbial “sicko with the heart o’ gold”.

    excuse me, i’ve got something in my eye…

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #26416
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    Keymaster

    Bucho, the Lark just identified your next signature line.

    #26429
    Bing
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    I like that he doesn’t kill them he “ends” them…

    #26421
    Avatar photoBucho
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    Kill is such an ungentlemanly word, don’t you find old chap?

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #26432
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    @Bing 43800 wrote:

    I like that he doesn’t kill them he “ends” them…

    bucho’s has more panache than the nigerian emails threatening to “dead you”.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #26422
    Avatar photoBucho
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    Panache is my drag-queen name.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #26433
    Avatar photoLarkitect
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    dragula is a rob zombie song.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #26423
    Avatar photoBucho
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    Rigobert Song is a professional football player from The Cameroon, which is a neighbour of Nigeria.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #26434
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    james cameron directed terminator 2: judgement day

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

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