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May 25, 2010 at 6:28 am #26732
Larkitect
Participant@Version3 44036 wrote:
Because that’s the typical qualifier for buying someone an expensive gift… liking the same shitty music. I can’t stand his “music” or “singing” or “face”, but I may consider throat-banging him for an iPad. Make mine a 32GB 3G + WiFi. I’ll PM you the address.
* ***** ******* **** ****** ** **** ***** **** *** **** ******, *** **** **** *** ******.
that last sentence got censored on my end for some reason.
you know, i just had a thought out of the blue. i could send you the ipad to see if it could help you to create an even better and more frequent show. but i suspect that although you would use the iPad from a desire to do good, through you it would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine.
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
May 25, 2010 at 3:25 pm #26717Version3
KeymasterAnd that’s different from today how?
May 25, 2010 at 7:32 pm #26733Larkitect
Participant@Version3 44046 wrote:
And that’s different from today how?
i’m sorry dude, but i will not be responsible for giving red kryptonite to superman. i’m just trying to save the world from you – and you from yourself. it’s for your own good. no matter how much it pains me.
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
May 25, 2010 at 10:03 pm #26718Version3
KeymasterYou spent all of your money in iPhone/iPad compatible streaming porn. You can just say it, we’re all friends here.
May 26, 2010 at 2:26 am #26734Larkitect
Participant@Version3 44055 wrote:
You spent all of your money in iPhone/iPad compatible streaming porn. You can just say it, we’re all friends here.
i know for a fact that porn on apple® products isn’t permitted.
Quote:“You know, there’s a porn store for Android [phones using Google’s software]. You can download porn, your kids can download porn. That’s a place we don’t want to go – so we’re not going to go there.” – steve jobsMy essence still senses Bucho's women.
May 26, 2010 at 3:29 pm #26719Version3
KeymasterFrom the app store only my friend. iPhone compatible video streams on a la carte and subscription based services (even free) have offered porn since day 2. Don’t try to use quote trickery to confuse me, I know where your money went!
May 26, 2010 at 9:05 pm #26735Larkitect
Participant@Version3 44060 wrote:
I want the truth!
You can’t handle the truth!
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
May 26, 2010 at 11:19 pm #26720Version3
KeymasterI can handle an iPad which would likely distract me from the truth.
May 27, 2010 at 5:53 pm #26736Larkitect
Participant@Version3 44064 wrote:
I can handle an iPad which would likely distract me from the truth.
My wife can’t believe how little attention my droid has gotten lately. Until the iPad she hasn’t seen me without the droid in my hand since I got it back in november. The iPad excels at distraction.
Now I just need to get one of those steering wheel mounts for it.
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
May 27, 2010 at 6:12 pm #26721Version3
KeymasterOr boobs for it.
May 28, 2010 at 1:29 am #26737Larkitect
Participant@Version3 44066 wrote:
Or boobs for it.
like i really need more of a reason to fondle it. but those might make it sit better on my lap. 😀
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
June 7, 2010 at 6:43 pm #26726Bing
ParticipantIn the “lowcountry” they have Bubba Gump shrimp and snooty locals.
just trying to be informative.
and no porn on idevices?!?! buncha queers
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