the lark is giving in

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  • #26732
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    @Version3 44036 wrote:

    Because that’s the typical qualifier for buying someone an expensive gift… liking the same shitty music. I can’t stand his “music” or “singing” or “face”, but I may consider throat-banging him for an iPad. Make mine a 32GB 3G + WiFi. I’ll PM you the address.

    * ***** ******* **** ****** ** **** ***** **** *** **** ******, *** **** **** *** ******.

    that last sentence got censored on my end for some reason.

    you know, i just had a thought out of the blue. i could send you the ipad to see if it could help you to create an even better and more frequent show. but i suspect that although you would use the iPad from a desire to do good, through you it would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #26717
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    And that’s different from today how?

    #26733
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    @Version3 44046 wrote:

    And that’s different from today how?

    i’m sorry dude, but i will not be responsible for giving red kryptonite to superman. i’m just trying to save the world from you – and you from yourself. it’s for your own good. no matter how much it pains me.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #26718
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    Keymaster

    You spent all of your money in iPhone/iPad compatible streaming porn. You can just say it, we’re all friends here.

    #26734
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    @Version3 44055 wrote:

    You spent all of your money in iPhone/iPad compatible streaming porn. You can just say it, we’re all friends here.

    i know for a fact that porn on apple® products isn’t permitted.

    Quote:
    “You know, there’s a porn store for Android [phones using Google’s software]. You can download porn, your kids can download porn. That’s a place we don’t want to go – so we’re not going to go there.” – steve jobs

    aJFZs.jpg

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #26719
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    From the app store only my friend. iPhone compatible video streams on a la carte and subscription based services (even free) have offered porn since day 2. Don’t try to use quote trickery to confuse me, I know where your money went!

    #26735
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    @Version3 44060 wrote:

    I want the truth!

    You can’t handle the truth!

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #26720
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    I can handle an iPad which would likely distract me from the truth.

    #26736
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    @Version3 44064 wrote:

    I can handle an iPad which would likely distract me from the truth.

    My wife can’t believe how little attention my droid has gotten lately. Until the iPad she hasn’t seen me without the droid in my hand since I got it back in november. The iPad excels at distraction.

    Now I just need to get one of those steering wheel mounts for it.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #26721
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    Or boobs for it.

    #26737
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    @Version3 44066 wrote:

    Or boobs for it.

    like i really need more of a reason to fondle it. but those might make it sit better on my lap. 😀

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #26726
    Bing
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    In the “lowcountry” they have Bubba Gump shrimp and snooty locals.

    just trying to be informative.

    and no porn on idevices?!?! buncha queers

    #26738
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    @Bing 44128 wrote:

    In the “lowcountry” they have Bubba Gump shrimp and snooty locals.

    just trying to be informative.

    and no porn on idevices?!?! buncha queers

    love bubba gump shrimp. we stay away from snooty locals.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

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