The horror of the double stream

[Bing]

Anyone else have this happen at the worst possible time? Here I am at someone’s house that I really don’t need them to know what a scumbag I am when I excuse myself to the restroom and WHAM! Two streams…one on the wall, one on the floor. Yeah I cleaned it up but the thought will always linger….did I get it ALL up?

just wanted to share…..

[Masturbates with poo]

I hear you Bing! As a un-cut guy it happens allot especially in the friggin morning. But a tip I use is to give the mini-head a gentle squeeze to make sure the pee hole is fully open.

If that don’t work blame it on your wife and tell them that she has a weird piss fetish and gets off on peeing on peoples shit. She’ll look bad but WTF and you may even get some kinky sex out of it 😀

[Larkitect]

man, i hate that. doesn’t happen to me often, but usually happens to me in the morning when it does.

you should have blamed it on the dog. and if they don’t have a dog just offer to help them look through the house because there is a strange dog wandering around.

My essence still senses Bucho's women.

[Bing]

WHO PISSED ON THE FLOOR!

Bing and his uncircumcised dog.

And his freak wife.

…And Rob

[Bucho]

This is exactly why I always go outside to piss in the bushes. Also because nobody lets me in their house anymore.

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

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