The Game

[Octavious]

Ivan wrote:

Fuck you guys, I don’t wanna play this game anymore!

Bunch of cheatin sumbitches.

Also, Bing is the winner. Because I say so.

[Bucho]

rob wrote:

Version3 wrote:

I’ve licked the itchy red bumps on my dog’s butt regularly anyway … wonder how long it takes to spread to my lymph nodes.

Man, if I had a nickel for every time I caught that from Roxy.

I asked my vet about you guys and he said I should rub my thighs down with tiger balm then take two gerbils and feed them up on steroids and horse tranquilizers and mail them to DFW post-haste before them nasty nodules can attack your nipples.

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[Bucho]

rob wrote:

Version3 wrote:

I’ve licked the itchy red bumps on my dog’s butt regularly anyway … wonder how long it takes to spread to my lymph nodes.

Man, if I had a nickel for every time I caught that from Roxy.

I asked my vet about you guys and he said I should rub my thighs down with tiger balm then take two gerbils and feed them up on steroids and horse tranquilizers and mail them to DFW post-haste before them nasty nodules can attack your nipples.

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[Bing]

Version3 wrote:

Bing wrote:

AAYY!!….switched on, pay attention to me. I’m Bing the hick with the impossibly thick and luxurious long hair. Speaking of thick, guess what Bryan’s dog is doing to me now.

Geeze Bing, when are you gonna hurry up and leave us voicemail?

PS: the game works better if you give me a reacharound every now and then.

Now you listen here you nastified tub of testicle sweat. If’n I choose to play with lil’ Bing Jr. when I’m voicemailing you guys then you’d just better thank your Yankee stars I ain’t sending you pics from my phone. How do you think Ole’ Robbie would react to seeing his face tattoo’d on my shlingy-shlang? (complete with a giant forehead zit?)

And don’t even get me started on that Jerry fella…granted I think he’s not even a real person and is in fact Bucho with some CGI (rendered in real time no doubt) to put him in the pictures.

And you, Captain of the PawPaw…leader of the bumpatters….king of the land of saggy boobs and itchy privates, dare to insult such a loyal listener….

For shame you foul-mouthed brute. May the splashback of a thousand urinals land upon your feet

“AAYY!! If’n sum sumummabitch done been gone and talkin shi-ite ’bout you, then best’n if’n ya jus poo in their beer.”

The Book of Bing
Chapter “Vagrants and Foreigners”
page 2

NBLIANGW

[Bing]

Version3 wrote:

Bing wrote:

AAYY!!….switched on, pay attention to me. I’m Bing the hick with the impossibly thick and luxurious long hair. Speaking of thick, guess what Bryan’s dog is doing to me now.

Geeze Bing, when are you gonna hurry up and leave us voicemail?

PS: the game works better if you give me a reacharound every now and then.

Now you listen here you nastified tub of testicle sweat. If’n I choose to play with lil’ Bing Jr. when I’m voicemailing you guys then you’d just better thank your Yankee stars I ain’t sending you pics from my phone. How do you think Ole’ Robbie would react to seeing his face tattoo’d on my shlingy-shlang? (complete with a giant forehead zit?)

And don’t even get me started on that Jerry fella…granted I think he’s not even a real person and is in fact Bucho with some CGI (rendered in real time no doubt) to put him in the pictures.

And you, Captain of the PawPaw…leader of the bumpatters….king of the land of saggy boobs and itchy privates, dare to insult such a loyal listener….

For shame you foul-mouthed brute. May the splashback of a thousand urinals land upon your feet

“AAYY!! If’n sum sumummabitch done been gone and talkin shi-ite ’bout you, then best’n if’n ya jus poo in their beer.”

The Book of Bing
Chapter “Vagrants and Foreigners”
page 2

NBLIANGW

[Bing]

Frank wrote:

Oh, I can see right now this is gonna get ugly and swollen. Like the women that have been in my life. *sigh*

I don’t know, you did have that little hottie blond at the paper. She ALMOST made up for that moose with bad breath that fed-ex’d pictures of herself to you.

Chick looked like Bucho in a dress carrying a disemboweled sheep.

Here Bing is trying to get some sleep and all I can hear is her bleating and blattering in coital bliss in Frank’s room.
(either that or she was just really agreeing with what he said)

“Yes, oh yes Frank, play with my antlers!!”

Took me years to get over it.

[Bing]

Frank wrote:

Oh, I can see right now this is gonna get ugly and swollen. Like the women that have been in my life. *sigh*

I don’t know, you did have that little hottie blond at the paper. She ALMOST made up for that moose with bad breath that fed-ex’d pictures of herself to you.

Chick looked like Bucho in a dress carrying a disemboweled sheep.

Here Bing is trying to get some sleep and all I can hear is her bleating and blattering in coital bliss in Frank’s room.
(either that or she was just really agreeing with what he said)

“Yes, oh yes Frank, play with my antlers!!”

Took me years to get over it.

[Frank]

Bing wrote:

Frank wrote:

Oh, I can see right now this is gonna get ugly and swollen. Like the women that have been in my life. *sigh*

I don’t know, you did have that little hottie blond at the paper. She ALMOST made up for that moose with bad breath that fed-ex’d pictures of herself to you.

Chick looked like Bucho in a dress carrying a disemboweled sheep.

Here Bing is trying to get some sleep and all I can hear is her bleating and blattering in coital bliss in Frank’s room.
(either that or she was just really agreeing with what he said)

“Yes, oh yes Frank, play with my antlers!!”

Took me years to get over it.

Yeah, I don’t think you want to start that war, Bing. Neither of us would come out well if we did.

[Frank]

Bing wrote:

Frank wrote:

Oh, I can see right now this is gonna get ugly and swollen. Like the women that have been in my life. *sigh*

I don’t know, you did have that little hottie blond at the paper. She ALMOST made up for that moose with bad breath that fed-ex’d pictures of herself to you.

Chick looked like Bucho in a dress carrying a disemboweled sheep.

Here Bing is trying to get some sleep and all I can hear is her bleating and blattering in coital bliss in Frank’s room.
(either that or she was just really agreeing with what he said)

“Yes, oh yes Frank, play with my antlers!!”

Took me years to get over it.

Yeah, I don’t think you want to start that war, Bing. Neither of us would come out well if we did.

[YouFollowMe]

Frank wrote:

Bing wrote:

Frank wrote:

Oh, I can see right now this is gonna get ugly and swollen. Like the women that have been in my life. *sigh*

I don’t know, you did have that little hottie blond at the paper. She ALMOST made up for that moose with bad breath that fed-ex’d pictures of herself to you.

Chick looked like Bucho in a dress carrying a disemboweled sheep.

Here Bing is trying to get some sleep and all I can hear is her bleating and blattering in coital bliss in Frank’s room.
(either that or she was just really agreeing with what he said)

“Yes, oh yes Frank, play with my antlers!!”

Took me years to get over it.

Yeah, I don’t think you want to start that blowjob, Bing. Neither of us would make stains on the couch if we did.

Sounds like a party guys, but I think I’ll stay away. Far away.

[YouFollowMe]

Frank wrote:

Bing wrote:

Frank wrote:

Oh, I can see right now this is gonna get ugly and swollen. Like the women that have been in my life. *sigh*

I don’t know, you did have that little hottie blond at the paper. She ALMOST made up for that moose with bad breath that fed-ex’d pictures of herself to you.

Chick looked like Bucho in a dress carrying a disemboweled sheep.

Here Bing is trying to get some sleep and all I can hear is her bleating and blattering in coital bliss in Frank’s room.
(either that or she was just really agreeing with what he said)

“Yes, oh yes Frank, play with my antlers!!”

Took me years to get over it.

Yeah, I don’t think you want to start that blowjob, Bing. Neither of us would make stains on the couch if we did.

Sounds like a party guys, but I think I’ll stay away. Far away.

[Octavious]

YouFollowMe? wrote:

Frank wrote:

Bing wrote:

Frank wrote:

Oh, I can see right now this is gonna get ugly and swollen. Like the women that have been in my life. *sigh*

I don’t know, you did have that little hottie blond at the paper. She ALMOST made up for that moose with bad breath that fed-ex’d pictures of herself to you.

Chick looked like Bucho in a dress carrying a disemboweled sheep.

Here Bing is trying to get some sleep and all I can hear is her bleating and blattering in coital bliss in Frank’s room.
(either that or she was just really agreeing with what he said)

“Yes, oh yes Frank, play with my antlers!!”

Took me years to get over it.

Yeah, I don’t think you want to start that blowjob, Bing. Neither of us would make stains on the couch if we did.

Sounds like a party guys, but I think I’ll stay away. Far away.

[Octavious]

YouFollowMe? wrote:

Frank wrote:

Bing wrote:

Frank wrote:

Oh, I can see right now this is gonna get ugly and swollen. Like the women that have been in my life. *sigh*

I don’t know, you did have that little hottie blond at the paper. She ALMOST made up for that moose with bad breath that fed-ex’d pictures of herself to you.

Chick looked like Bucho in a dress carrying a disemboweled sheep.

Here Bing is trying to get some sleep and all I can hear is her bleating and blattering in coital bliss in Frank’s room.
(either that or she was just really agreeing with what he said)

“Yes, oh yes Frank, play with my antlers!!”

Took me years to get over it.

Yeah, I don’t think you want to start that blowjob, Bing. Neither of us would make stains on the couch if we did.

Sounds like a party guys, but I think I’ll stay away. Far away.

[Version3]

Are you even making any changes Octavious?

[Version3]

Are you even making any changes Octavious?

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