The Church of The Epileptic Christ

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  • September 19, 2007 at 12:52 am #1205
    Bing
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    The service was cool….but it smelled like pee in there.

    comments?

    39

    September 19, 2007 at 5:39 am #14332
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    Wow. What’s with the 39?

    September 19, 2007 at 11:56 am #14338
    Bing
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    someone will figure it out

    September 19, 2007 at 2:44 pm #14328
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    Keymaster

    Someone is listening to old shows again.

    September 19, 2007 at 2:52 pm #14331
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    Oh yeah. But — I thought it was the Epileptic Church of Christ. The Church of the Epileptic Christ denotes that Jesus was a shaker, and I’m not sure which one is worse.

    “F-f-f-f-forgive them, F-f-f-f-father, for th-th-th-th-they kn-kn-know not w-w-w-w-what they d-d-d-do.”

    The Bible would be like, twice as long.

    September 19, 2007 at 4:50 pm #14327
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    rob wrote:
    The Bible would be like, twice as long.

    But a lot more fun to read, or act out.

    Every living nativity scene done at Christmas could involve a seizing baby and a bunch of adults freaking out and talking about whether or not the baby is possessed.

    September 19, 2007 at 5:42 pm #14330
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    Can you imagine Mary holding him when the shakes come and then passes him off to Joseph like a hot potato?

    Wow. I’m mental.

    What say you, Bing?

    September 19, 2007 at 8:57 pm #14334
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    rob wrote:
    Can you imagine Mary holding him when the shakes come and then passes him off to Joseph like a hot potato?

    M – “Here Joseph, you have him for a bit.”
    J – “I’ve got him, I’ve got him”
    THUD
    J – “Maybe not”

    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    September 20, 2007 at 1:04 pm #14337
    Bing
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    I think you guys are taking a funny joke and making an even funnier discussion about it.

    Just like good old times.

    September 21, 2007 at 8:46 pm #14333
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    Just like on Show 27, when discussing a alternative powered Terminator with a water wheel attached to it.

    Picture the scene.

    The Terminator approaches, firing it’s gun occasionally and looking around.
    As it passes the camera you can see a small monkey perched on a ledge attached to the Terminators back, cranking a handle (like the ones the organ grinder uses) 😀

    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    September 22, 2007 at 2:13 pm #14336
    Bing
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    Can the Terminator also have tourette’s?

    I’ll Be Back…ASS!!

    I am a machine….BOB SAGET!!!!

    September 23, 2007 at 4:29 pm #14329
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    I picture the natvity scene with Mary handing the seizing baby to Joseph. There’s an understandably very concerned look in Joe’s eye for a second as he fumbles and passes the baby Jesus on to The Terminator. The Terminator puts a stick between the baby’s teeth and rocks him gently until he stops. Then the three wise men come in, Eric Estrada, Eddie Izzard and Denis Miller, and everyone sings Afternoon Delight. Except the baby. Babies can’t sing yet.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    September 25, 2007 at 2:23 pm #14335
    Bing
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    damn I’m glad that foreigner is back….

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