the boobs, the boobs, the boobs are on fire.

[Larkitect]

really? how drunk do you have to be for this to sound like a good idea?

My essence still senses Bucho's women.

[Bing]

C’mon who here doesn’t enjoy an occasional Whore-burning? When I was a kid my church held one every year.

[Bucho]

Those monkeys should be castrated. By fire.

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[Larkitect]

@Bing 44867 wrote:

C’mon who here doesn’t enjoy an occasional Whore-burning? When I was a kid my church held one every year.

you do realize that clan meetings technically aren’t “church” right?

My essence still senses Bucho's women.

[Version3]

Zing!

[Version3]

This chick is that stupid (or that fucked up) that she’d say ‘yes’ to this, and THAT’S the sum of their good ideas? Burn her tits? How about a much more fun solution on her chest (mayonaise?), crazy sex in a public place or make her play a trumpet with her butthole… but burn her tits off? Flamers. 😀

[Bing]

@Larkitect 44872 wrote:

you do realize that clan meetings technically aren’t “church” right?

You, you mean that giant burning cross wasn’t Jesus’s bonfire? What about all those minorities that showed up and we would throw eggs and coconuts at them to feed the needy?
What about the church gangbangs where the deacons would hit a pregnant girl in the stomach if she wasn’t married? That was only part of the Xmas show right? RIGHT?

Oh my God, when I saw bullets in the collection plate I just assumed it was for the annual “turkey strapped to a black guy” shoot. This is a lot to digest Lark, I’m gonna need some time.

Next thing I know you’ll be telling me those white robes are not Jedi robes at all. (I never wore the helmet…can’t see shit outta those things and they look like an old fashioned Dunce Cap (younger readers may need to “bing” that one, get it? Bing not Google…hahahaha so clever.

**the above is fiction. I am not a racist but I do find racial humor honest and funny. No hate in this heart based on skin color. I hate you for who you are not for what color you are**

so then “Nuthing but humor in a non racist way?”

NBHIANRW
also
NBLIANGW (although I don’t think this post was particularly gay)

But thanks for the heads up Lark!

[Larkitect]

i’m proud of you, bing. i thought for sure you would have thrown in a “i’m not racist but it sure does seem like all the stupid idiots of the world are either black or mexican.”

*lark does not condone racism. see the quotes? that means someone else said it, not me. did bing say it? maybe not out loud. but he was thinking it. you know and i know. he was thinking it.*

My essence still senses Bucho's women.

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