The Best Porn Titles

[Version3]

I figured as many great and insanely silly porn names as there are out there (we’ve talked about this on the show before… something about Bowlin’ In My Colon or whatever) I feel like this is a great place to honor the ones that have made the laughing sounds occur.

So…

I was searching KAT for “Get Hard” (don’t judge fuckers… it sucks less if I know it sucks), and as you can imagine the word hard provided more than just mainstream cinema titles. Anyway… That Rapper Destroyed My Crapper

May not be the most insane one, but I actually ran across it in the wild, and when I wasn’t expecting it.

[Larkitect]

This is such a great idea.

My first entry is the inverse of the spirit of this thread. But I’m gonna post it anyway.

I couldn’t help but laugh every time I saw a VHS in the store labeled Head Cleaner.

My essence still senses Bucho's women.

[Larkitect]

I love the punny ones as well.

Good Will Humping

(IMDB: tt1928174)

My essence still senses Bucho's women.

[Larkitect]

This is wrong on so many levels.

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[rob]

Version3 wrote:

That Rapper Destroyed My Crapper

That one, strangely enough, is merely a documentary telling the unlikely story of when young Chester Willoughby met Gnarls Barkley, and after a long night of drinking and taking in way too much Indian food, Gnarls stayed over at Master Chet’s abode. The unlikely hero of this story awoke the next morning with a hangover worse than the devil’s chode but pleased that he made a new friend. He stepped out of his bedroom to find his rent money missing, his pantry ransacked of all of his Pop Tarts, and the bathroom in such a state of putrid disarray that it made him vomit all over his Babylon 5 pajamas.

I think I summed it up pretty well, so no need to watch that one.

[Larkitect]

i started to realize I downloaded the wrong one when he tried to put his “boy part” (fully visible and dare I say it – erect!) into the place where the poop comes out! I could understand if it was for medical education or training. But just for fun? Even more embarrassing to have the little 12 year old girl next door have to explain it during my sponge bath. Totally unacceptable. Someone is getting a strongly worded certified letter.

My essence still senses Bucho's women.

[Larkitect]

You’ve Got Male

Lawrence of a Labia

Bend Her

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