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It works okay, we got a tube of it when we had the baby shower… it’s a funny name though. Not one of the better diaper rash products, but certainly one of the best names. 🙂
At least when he says, “Mama, wants me to put a turkey in the oven?” we know he’s not talking about food.
Jay — where the hell did you get that? That’s not, like, family members of yours that I met when I was a kid or anything, right?
You seem surprised. Dude, look at them. He’s got a short fatty, and the only way they can get that feeling after she crapped out a couple of fat kids is via the naughty town expressway. Well, at least she can watch her stories without his head in the way, while he gets his thing on.
A slice of Middle-American life. “Girls, let him take you in the ass so you can continue to watch your stories.”
Anal sex. An alternative to Tivo.
rob wrote:A slice of Middle-American life. “Girls, let him take you in the ass so you can continue to watch your stories.”Anal sex. An alternative to Tivo.
“Honey, wanna use Tivo?”
“Nah, just poke me in the biscuit. But be careful of any dumplings, I haven’t gone in a few hours.”
digitaltopia wrote:rob wrote:A slice of Middle-American life. “Girls, let him take you in the ass so you can continue to watch your stories.”Anal sex. An alternative to Tivo.
“Honey, wanna use Tivo?”
“Nah, just poke me in the biscuit. But be careful of any dumplings, I haven’t gone in a few hours.”
Biscuit= Ass
Dumplings=Poo
Gravy=…DIARRHEA!What does cranberry sauce equal then?
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