- This topic has 8 replies, 4 voices, and was last updated 15 years ago by
.
-
Posts
-
I love the BBC. Little cams on a falcon soaring above cliffs and a gos hawk speeder-biking through a forest. This video means I have an answer right at my fingertips next time somebody asks me what kind of animal I’d be if I had to be non-human. (Hint – it’s not the boll weevil.)
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
Or the ones from the 1820s where an artist had to sit on the bird’s back and draw a flip book of what he saw.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
At least those were just challenging… few could do in the 1400’s what was required to paint individual canvases from the bird’s back, and do it with any degree of passion. Impressionism made it less of an issue, as many would just paint a blue canvas, with a single streak in the middle and call it ‘done’.
And only one man before this time could do it at all… Tok of the ugha ugha clan was a master of cave painting work during the emergence of art among cavemen, but even he could not master this. It was an 8-year old girl from his clan that actually mastered this. Enraged, Tok was said to have tied a Falcon to each foot to attempt to best this girl, lest he shame his entire clan. After doing this, and jumping from a ledge to inspire flight, the falcons instead pecked his balls off before freeing themselves and flying in opposite directions. His balls were never seen again.
Then I think I know what Indy is going to be searching for in the fifth movie.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
And there’s no way he won’t be riding this flying bear.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
Are they catching the bear with a camouflaged leaf net? So… the bear will jump if he thinks there is no net, and he’ll die, but the fat guys in the neon vests don’t bother him? Bears are fucking weird.
- You must be logged in to reply to this topic.